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CosmicMouse
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Jay's house
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DIDGIN
Joined: 27 Mar 2002
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Location: Stranded on a spaceship hideaway (in Israel)
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:44 |
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look -
it's J's corner of the earth 
how did you get the picture  |
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CosmicMouse
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:55 |
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I am not sure but I think I remember it was Francois (Trolll) who posted this pic once at jamline. And as I am a hunter and collector... 
I've already mentioned this at J.Talk: I am gonna take a course to become a parachutist!
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DIDGIN
Joined: 27 Mar 2002
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Location: Stranded on a spaceship hideaway (in Israel)
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 14:16 |
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what's a parachutist? |
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CosmicMouse
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 14:52 |
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err...my dictionary told me the word ;)
It's someone who jumps out of a plane, wearing a parachute. Do you know what I mean? 
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 17:13 |
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Parachuting onto Jay's estate!
 Hello everyone, :jay5:
That is a bit of a extreme idea, CosmicMouse, I personally think it would kick butt! Just imagine, 20,000 feet in Earth's Blue sky over Buckinghamshire about 1 mile away from Jay's mansion, dressed in a skydiver's suit with a giant black Buffaloman stitched on the suit, your friend gives you the signal to jump, one hop later your falling at 230 mph with wind gushing against your face, then at about 1,000 feet, you pull the ripcord and the parachute unravels out of your pack and fully expands revealing another logo but for CosmicMouse and Jamirotalk.net, you pull your strings to direct your landing to a safe stretch of land in Jay's backyard. Unbeknowest to a lounging Jay Kay and other band members in front of the pool after a long day's jamming, Jay's eyes dodge straight up spotting a weird Black Buffaloman figure falling slowly from the sky, Jay's points up and says, "What the Hell!?!" while other bandmembers wave their hands at Jay and say, "Calm down, Jay, cut down on the herb!" Then you land safely with a light thud, after removing your goggles, you realize that you have landed less than 10 feet away from the boys! Jay stands and the newly realized incident bandmembers stand up with a look of udder amazement as you pull down your parachute and take off your pack. Jay still stands still with his eyes glued on your every move, but being a fan, you just walk past Jay, after tapping his shoulder and saying out loud, "I'll Put the Kettle On!"..... , sorry, got a BIT carried away, I have a vivid imagination..! Good luck on the idea and have a great weekend guys, and keep up the great work CosmicMouse & Bear! Peace!
Sincerely,
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CosmicMouse
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 19:36 |
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:lol:
Jamirofan, you really have a vivid imagination, indeed!!! 
Never thought about it that detailed! The more I think about it the more I wanna do it!!! 
But, please explain me your last sentence - what exactly does it mean: I'll put the kettle on" ??? 
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MartinMcFly
Joined: 22 Mar 2002
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Location: Cologne/Germany
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| Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2002 00:00 |
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to Jamirofan2000
You forgot Jay's dogs...
you land 10 feet away from the boys, and 5 feet away from the hungry german shepards!
okayokay... -> I have a cruel vivid imagination ;-)
but really, I would find it very annoying when people try to see me, in my "Corner of the earth" ... (and I still would jump with you, Cosmicmouse ) |
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2002 18:02 |
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Explanation...
 Hello, :jay2:
I'm glad you enjoyed my little jape of Parachuting on Jay's estate. Here's the explanation of the "I'll put the kettle on" line: Since everyone cools out in England with tea, I thought after Jay witnessing someone parachuting on his estate would make him both surprised and shocked, I thought it would be nice that the parachuter would go start and make tea while Jay N the Gang mellow out and start up some great conversation to deter Jay from calling the Bobbies! In regards to Jay's Doggies, I forgot to add in the initial story that Titan & Luger were chasing Jay Kay's assistant that morning for their morning jog, have you seen Jay's assistant, boy everybody is in shape. I hope this clears up the confusion and keep up the great work CosmicMouse & Bear! Peace!
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CosmicMouse
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| Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2002 13:35 |
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@Jamirofan
...ah, I see!  Now I understand! ...although I am not sure if Jay is the kind of person who uses to drink tea to chill
Thank you for clearing up my confusion, I thought you were talking about something nasty... 
All I can say is, keep up the good work, Jamirofan, and come here more often to write more funny storys like that!!! LOL
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didgeridoodoo
Joined: 11 Feb 2002
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Location: Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 01:53 |
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lake
Where's the lake? Is it the big long thing in the middle? Then where's the big garden I hear so much about?
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didgeridoodoo
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| Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 02:01 |
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re
very complicated to match up... |
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Butterfly in June
Joined: 21 May 2002
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| Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 07:00 |
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jays house
It's really an absolutely nice little hut!
Maybe the big garden is somewhere outside the park. In an interview I read that there are many people working in that garden (more like a farm with tractors and things like that) - bu I could only imagine Jay as a canabis farmer 
Does anybody know who lives in the house? I don't think that Jay lives there alone with his housekeepers - must be very lonely
I also wonder who looks after the dogs when Jay is on tour - or does he takes them with him?? My dog is always very insulted when I leave him alone only for one day  When I think that he is two weeks on tour in all Europe, there must be someone who is very close to the dogs. |
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sunrayvibe
Joined: 19 Feb 2002
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Location: Berlin
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| Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:21 |
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Clever idea!
Hi Jamirofan!
your crazy  idea about Cosmicmouse with the parachute just sounds too good and kept me laughing or a few minutes in a row. 
I am convinced that JK would be terribly impressed and seduced to see a nice CosmicMouse landing like a  James Bond girl on his estate.
Now, CosmicMouse, please TRAIN before you jump. We care for you.  |
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 17:58 |
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Thanks for the Positive feedback!
Hello everyone, :jay2:
Hope everyone had a great weekend, I saw "Lilo & Stitch" and "Minority Report" at the cinema, both are awesome movies and I have a feeling "MR" will be considered for some Oscars for SFX and directing! Though my "L&S" experience was almost cut short when the first three minutes of the movie melted in the film projector, this incident didn't go quietly with a sold-out theater, I somehow become the speaker for the pissed of kiddies and their parents, but luckly 10 minutes after reporting the problem to management (Basically a 13 year old kiddie roo with pattern zits and weird colored hair!) the movie was restored to all it's greatness in 10 minutes! Sorry, I digress, I would to thank Sunny for the great feedback, I'll think of some more humourous tales soon. Yeah, the idea of CosmicMouse Parachuting on Jay's estate was great, but WAS CosmicMouse's original idea, she just gave me the fuel for the fire of my imagination, and I thank her for that;)! I seem to come up with some great writing after reading the great posts of my fellow fans here on Jamirotalk! Thanks and keep up the great work Cosmic Mouse!
Sincerely,
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