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VirtuallyInsane
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Sandisater  It's like the paparazzi here!!!
Love the posts...!! Stop specualting everyone!! Even if she is referring to Jay, it's his choice. He can see, sleep with etc whoever he wants!!  |
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 22:19 |
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I was talking about that chick on here who is totally pissed off that he has a "secret japanese American girlfriend". I don't remember her name on here, but she seems really pissed!  Something about him "lying to his fans".
What's that all about?! Obsessive, stalking, freaky shit, that's what it is.
I personally, could care less who Jay fucks.
I mean, who the fuck am I anyway you know.
Yeah, I wish it were me too, but come on people GET REAL!
He's one man. (rolling on my ass laughing)
I just pictured all of the women who want to fuck him...in a perfectly straight waiting line. (rolling) CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT ONE!
He wouldn't have to fly around the world in that plane, he could just
work his way down the line! Of course, it would probably take 5 life times:D
"Around the World in a Day..."
(ha ha ha, what a crazy visual that was)
Oh my GOD! I'm worn the fuck out just thinking about it. HA HA HA HA! All those begging breasts and asses, and plenty of guys too.
What a blessing and a curse.
Getting Jay would be like, winning the Lottery. Especially if your not a model or something. He must be paranoid as fuck! Could you imagine.
All of the faces trying so hard to convince him that it's all about love.
Jeez. I mean, what can he do besides just fuck 'em and walk away.
It's gonna take some real special ass to tack him down.
I'm talking like SOLID GOLDEN ASS and SOUL!
We should start a poll of who thinks they qualify
to ride that Hot Rod and why.
Oh man...I am rude.
Where's my sense of class.
I feel so dirty.
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mr.az
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 23:13 |
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we can start a new thread with pictures of all the ''girlfriends of jay'' and we can chosse who is the most ''dirty'' for us
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VirtuallyInsane
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 23:19 |
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Or we could NOT resort to swearing & discussing this kinda private stuff?!!  |
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 00:44 |
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Or we COULD resort to freedom of expression and being real about what we feel.
Are you kidding me?
He's the FUNKIEST WHITE BOY ON THE PLANET EARTH!!
Are you asking me to be "proper" about it, England?
I can't "pretend" to be reserved in my thinking.
I salute you though.
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 00:57 |
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HA HA HA!
That's hilarious!!!!
Over a MILLION women from around the world longing for a piece of that, and your talking about
Private.
There ought to be one of those yellow smiley blokes that rolls around from side to side laughing.
How "private" is a discussion board out of your hands
with thousands of strangers discussing every aspect of your private life.
I would think he would be more terrified of us discussing where he lives,
than of who wants to shag him.
(Is shag milder term than fuck? I'm trying to learn here. After all, what offends one, rolls off the back of another. One mans trash, is another mans treasure. I say Tomato you say Tamato.)
I guess there might be children here. I didn't think of that.
I guess that makes me irresponsible. Somebody ought to start a "Jamiromature Audiences only" forum.
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Kantooki
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:26 |
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Sandisaster, you're a cool one.
Speak your mind, no matter how dirty or private it is. This is a forum, and I'll say what I want, too!
He really is the funkiest white guy on whole planet earth.. aww..
Oh and by the way, why not say fuck if we mean fuck.  |
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mr.az
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:00 |
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| Kantooki wrote: |
Sandisaster, you're a cool one.
Speak your mind, no matter how dirty or private it is. This is a forum, and I'll say what I want, too!
He really is the funkiest white guy on whole planet earth.. aww..
Oh and by the way, why not say fuck if we mean fuck. |
that's the spirit¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
if we need say fuck we say fuck, if we are happy we can start a party thread
jeje
i feel happy now 
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 16:36 |
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That's IS the Spirit!
I feel Happy too!
    
We need a bloke with a "five mile smile"!
A yellow head Sportin' a grill in his chill.
Maybe I need to make one.
How do they make Emoticons anyway?
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robotscantadlib
Joined: 28 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 00:56 |
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Re: I spotted a woman fitting this description...
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We saw a woman at the second performance at the Fillmore (S.F.) in November who fit the original poster's friend's description (looks like Sam Nelemans). She arrived just before the show started (an hour late) and went directly backstage before heading into the VIP seating area. She was stunning! We wondered if she might have been Jay's love interest. But, assuming this was Sam N., isn't she with a soccer player these days?
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Yeah, she was there the first day too haha. Very hot. |
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deesh
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 03:59 |
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bwhahahaha....funny
and proud to be a girl that doesn't want to sleep with him or bear his children. his musicianship is amazing and i respect and am attracted to him for that and same with the rest of the band.
jay is funny, just hilarious. talking to him is so chill..one on one..that's what is all good.
i'll take toby (i love this man) and paul over jay any day. plus, i need a man with meat on his bones. i love jay and all, but that man is so damn thin - not for me.
who really really really really cares? really?
anyway, you all continue..just having a laugh. thank you for that.
good luck, goodbye, goodnight... |
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 05:41 |
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The fact that you said you'd "take" anyone is funny to me.
Take 'em in your dreams baby.
Hey, the moon is full in St. Louis right now, "Riding the night...riding the night...aint it coooool..."
Who can say cool like that? Whheeeeweeeeee...
"You've got that dynamite, baby, I want your dynamite..."
FUNKIEST ON THE FUCKING PLANET I SAY!!!!!
Dynamite....it's Dynamite...Dynamite...Dynamite....Dynamite...well sure you got the look...well sure you got the look...."
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 05:46 |
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Check this out....
The smiley 5 mile grill bloke...is in process of being made as I type-high on the full moon and Jam.
"what am I gonna do...why do I feel this way..."
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deesh
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:41 |
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| Sandisaster wrote: |
The fact that you said you'd "take" anyone is funny to me.
Take 'em in your dreams baby. |
word. that's nice.
have a good weekend people..off to turn 28.
peas, deesh  |
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Sandisaster
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 18:27 |
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Word.
That always was a good come back.
Happy Birthday.
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