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Dye
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Someone knew this?
Hello Jamirotalkers,
Check this out, I found a site where it says that Jay Kay, when in 2002 he went to Ibiza, he had such a good time one night that he woke up the next morning in a wheelbarrow!!!!
http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=11410
Haha, who knew about this?! Too funny.
D! (diego)
PS: Please notice they state him as an "American" musician.
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JamiroFan2000
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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| Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 15:52 |
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The JK Buyer's Guide to the perfect Wheelbarrow!!
(Jamiroquai frontman and king of "drunken celebrity" style of partying, sits down and offers a buyer's guide to buying the perfect wheelbarrow for your passing out and resting needs!)
"Hello, this is JK here, cor, last night I was barely the letter J...hehe. I'm here with my picks for the perfect wheelbarrow to catch your drunken arse after a long of minge & binge!"
"First there is the classic wooden wheelbarrow, has a nice hard interior, perfect for both passing out into while having a cold sweat & some slight snogging, but watch out for splinters!"
"Then, there's the nice and updated metal aluminum wheelbarrow, good wheelbarrow, smooth interior, but there's a higher incident of sliding out of this one and landing hard on your arse. But the heavy duty tire on this model really provides a bounce-free ride to your local hospital."
"And finally, we come to the new millenium of wheelbarrows, plastic ones! I use these all the time, be it at home after too many bottles of Chablis or at a discoteque after too many Zimas. The great thing about plastic is that it molds to your body better than any other wheelbarrow material. This is my pick for a long night of partying, I hope you found my picks for great wheelbarrows helpful, take care, and happy partying! Jeeves! Back to the mansion!" (Jay Kay gets rolled in a plastic wheelbarrow back to his mansion slowly by a grunting butler pushing it).
 HA HA HA ! Sorry, I just had to type something funny for this post! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Serge
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| Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 16:10 |
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Jamirofan, as always, hilarious! |
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 16:30 |
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Serge: Professional JK lookalike!
 Hello again, :bm_r:
 Thanks for the usual warm words Serge ! By the way, I noticed your new picture avator, is it just me, or are you looking exactly like JK?!? I mean, you grow some facial hair, and you will be JK!! Well  , maybe look like a younger JK, but still, think about all the money you could make as a JK impersonator, all the parties you could get in, all the free bolly & stolly you could sneak out of those parties...! Oh well, just a idea Serge, with the impersonator gig doesn't work, you could always start your "JK hat maker" business, at least you got that trade down flat  ! Thanks again for the lovely comments Serge and take care ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Serge
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| Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 16:53 |
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Cheers Jamirofan2000!
Jamirofan, that would be amazing!  I'm a bit taller than JK, but I always had a similar style to JK's even before I knew about Jamiroquai. I'm about as skinny as JK too 
Thanks for the nice post Jamirofan
Take Care!
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Dye
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| Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 17:21 |
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Ha! Very funny Jamirofan.
We have JK on the forum!! You just have to let grow your beard! Haha! (by the way Serge, at what time do you usually are on MSN?)
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Serge
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| Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 17:45 |
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I've just had a very random idea in relation to Jamirofan's post about the wheelbarrows...
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| First there is the classic wooden wheelbarrow, has a nice hard interior, perfect for both passing out into while having a cold sweat & some slight snogging |
Imagine if the wheelbarrow had a little warning sticker saying:
"Advice on usage: slight snogging only. Heavy snogging or sexual intercourse may result in bodily harm and/or damage to wheelbarrow"
OK, sorry, I'll go now... |
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 17:58 |
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Hmmm...*flares eyebrows*
Hello again Wheelbarrow lovers, :bm_r:
 Uh...that was a bit of a risque thought Serge, but still ... Funny Stuff ! I could imagine a warning sticker on newly manufactured wheelbarrows, I just wonder if they could invent a wheelbarrow cupholder...hmmm! Thanks for listening and hope to chat with you soon on MSN Serge ! Peace!
Builds a Nitrous Oxide Turbo engine to mount on Wheelbarrow,
JamiroFan2000
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VirtuallyInsane
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| Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 06:19 |
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 Hmmm... gives wheelbarrows a whole new lease of life!! Hee hee!! |
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