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JamiroFan2000
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 18:30 |
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The JamiroQuai Newsbrief of the week! (A Comic Series 3#)
(JamiroFan2000 walks into the JamiroQuai News Network studio with a spring in his step, he is whistling "I'm Walking On Sunshine" to himself as he sits down at the newsdesk. The Cameraman smirks into a smile when he notices Jam's great mood, he walks over to investigate this rare event. The Cameraman smiles and says, "So Jam, what's with the good mood, what happened this weekend to cause this?" Jam flares his eyes at the Cameraman, then smiles and says, "Oh, my little underling, do I spot a little bit of the 'green-eyed monster' in your oogly eyes?" The Cameraman gives a short blank stare and responds with, "Uhh...well, if I knew what was making you so darned happy, then I could get that feeling, so, what is up?!?" Jam gives a sly smile and says while shuffling his news papers, "Well...hehe, I uh, *gulp*, had a fine lady over at the house and...uh, and we...uhhh.." The Cameraman blurts out to Jam's surprise, "YOU GOT LAID!!" Jam flares his eyes once again in disgust and screams, "NO, no...your completely wrong, we, you know, got together, and first..hehe, clipped out some newspaper coupons and..our eyes locked onto to each other, and things got pretty 'hot & spicy' from then on..hehe!" The Cameraman replies with, "What, she got sick from whatever you fed her?" Jam gives him a angry look and says, "No, that's it, mister silly-poo, you go take your position over there, your never going to be in my confidence again!" The Cameraman, takes his position and gripes back, "I've been in 'positions' you will never be in unless your trying to open a bottle of peanut butter! We're on in 3...2...1!" Lights fade black, then light bright and the broadcast begins.)
"Hello JamiroQuakers...hahaha (Annoying Anchorman laugh), this is your slender and "not innocent anymore host" JamiroFan2000 here with this week's JamiroQuai Newsbrief of the week! Let's not lollygaggle anymore and dive straight in my "briefs"...hehe, err Top Story: Black Devil Car 1st single?!? According to my fellow Jamirotalk.net moderator and handsome fellow Diego, several websites have listed the new Jamiroquai song "Black Devil Car" as the 1st single from the upcoming 6th Jamiroquai album "Return of the Space Cowboy 2: the Search for more money!...Ha Ha Ha (A long and more annoying Anchorman laugh). No, in a serious note, I not all happy if this rumour turns out to be true, I mean what about the great song 'Cannabliss', now THERE'S a song. What's 'Black Devil Car' about? I'll tell you, bad things, like Cars...oohhh pollution, The Devil...Ahhhh that pointy pitchfork...and the color Black...Eeeeee...WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!! *Sigh* OK, I'm cool now, just got a little carried away there. I'm sure whatever new song is picked will be a great solid single, that will stink without 'Cannabliss'...but I digress. In other news, there's another naughty rumour that started on the Funkin Site Guestbook that former Jamiroquai founding member and the "Chaos on the Keys" Toby Smith might actually rejoin the band. Toby originally left the band to pursue 'Making Babies'...hehe..that is, to spend more time with his family. Whatever happens, we will know that Toby is completely back with Jamiroquai if the songs on the 6th album aren't all revolving around one subject like 'AFO', all about love and stuff of that sticky nature. And finally...(The Crew cheers in the background, Jam blushes and screams, "SHUT YOU NINNYS!!!") the Jamiroquai song "Canned heat" is featured in a new indie movie that is making the rounds in the States. The movie is titled "JamiroFan Does New York" (Jam flares his eyes at the giggling teleprompter operator)...err, sorry, it's called "Napoleon Dynamite", and in the end of the movie, during a big dance sequence, Napoleon dances to Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat". I plan to view this piece of film early next week, I'm sure it will appeal to people looking for "Canned Heat"...hehe (Jam turns to the camera close-up and mumbles) Right Ladies? Grrrrr.....Ha Ha Ha (Another annoying and extended Anchorman laugh). Well, that concludes this week's Newsbrief, I hope you had as much fun listening to me warble the latest news, take care of yourselves and see you next "newbrief" (Takes finger and give a Dick Clark salute)."
(Camerman says, "And....we're clear, good show everyone." Jam walks away with a mean look on his face. The crew continue to giggle at him, Jam turns around and scream again at them, "YOUR NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF NINNYING NINNERS WITH NOTHING ELSE TO NINNY!!" Jam turns back around and walks away happy)
 There you go, I think this week's comic post is a bit better and funnier !  Peace and ENJOY !
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Jaminneapolis
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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Location: Minneapolis, MN U.S.A.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 18:50 |
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Speaking of Ron Burgandy (Will Farrell)., He's been making some funny appearances besides on this website (Nice post Jamirofan).
He was spotted on MTV2 news in the U.S. the other day. At the end he says "This is Ron Burgandy, and Im out baby!".
A more funnier appearance was in conjunction to ESPN (an American all sports network if you're not familiar). It's the network's 25th anniversary. And it shows Ron Burgandy way back at the beginning of the network's beginning auditioning for an anchor on their sports news show "Sportscenter". Ron Burgandy thinks the news he's auditioning with sucks, so he changes it up. He changed it because he thinks the concept of an all sports network sucks and it's the worst idea ever and will be a total catastophe. He said it's about as bad as a 24 hours food channel or a 24 hour music channel lol. He gets kicked out of the audition for it so he throws a chair on the anchor desk and runs away. It's pretty funny.
Just some FYI for y'all.
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Jaminneapolis
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Jaminneapolis
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| Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 20:19 |
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One more sidenote: you have to download something called ESPN motion to view it, but it's a very quick download (not a big program at all, and I think you can open the program instead of saving it). It's definately worth viewing though.
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Supersonic1
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Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 04:34 |
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I think it's overkill. We've already been bombarded with Anchorman promos and trailers. Dodgeball had the same ESPN treatment as well.
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