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Dye
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Location: Planet Home; Buenos Aires, Argentina
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The Jools Holland Special (1)
Jools Holland's show. July 9th 22 hs.
Host: "Well... tonight we have the honour to present the best funk band around the world. Ladies & Gentleman... give it up for Jamiroquai!!!!!!"
Jay: "Well... thank you thank you. This song is from the untitled forthcoming album, which is coming out well... is coming out... before the 7th album, that's for sure, hehe. This song is called Picture Of My Bootlegs and it's dedicated to his poor guy that's been recently on the news in that wonderful site Jamirotalk.net, that, let me say, is better than the official one and I would like to thank specially to one of the moderators there ehh.... I thinks is called Diego, well for that guy from Buenos Aires who is making such a good work there  . Hope you like it". Hehe.
‘PICTURE OF MY BOOTLEGS’
I never had a bootleg that i could buy from that guy that has been jailed
Only original albums left on my desktop once again
I don´t know how to buy them, or what i´m gonna do with my fellow singers
Been so long i´ve been hopelessly trying to find that guy
This can never really end, it´s infinitely illegal
Can someone tell me when something original became so MP3
So if you have a website to put them would you please send a picture of my bootlegs
with a link telling me how to download
The internet is there but will i ever dare
Throw myself in the net, so at least i can update the official web site
See i´ve become a man who holds nothing, not even the mouse
Who will mind if i just ask this guy for one bootleg with soundboard quality!
this can never really end, it´s infinitely illegal
Can someone tell me when something original became so MP3
So if you have a website to put them would you please send a picture of my bootlegs
with a link telling me how to download
The crowd stands up and starts to scream and a girl gives Jay a Ferrari flag.
Jay: "OK OK. We have another special song for you, and here we end our little show in here before the tour starts... ergg... in 2006, I think..."
Matt: "No No! Jay! The tour starts on 2007, remember that Toby is coming back, is going to steal my job here, so you have to re record the album, and that is more time... I guess the new album is coming on 2008, you should ask Sony about it, what the hell...".
Jay: "UH, that's right. Well, party people listen up!, this song is new. It may be on the next album so wait for it between 2008, middle 2009, I guess. Here it is dedicated to all the Jamiroquai band members of all time...."
'STUDIO HOME'
You know there's no place like my band
Nowhere else I would rather change musicians
It's the only place I know
Where you can change bassist and keyboardists all the time
There's no time to wonder now
About who is coming in or out
We're gonna need some help to get the album finished
So come on bring your curriculum along,
Because sure enough
There's no place like a studio at home
(I wanna go now)
This blue? house with talented musicians
Is heading for a change again
Illusions drip from every instrument
It's just a new member
I heard there was a promised land
On studio at home
297.684 years they've been and gone
But still we don't know when the new album is coming out
Can't you see, there's no place like a studio at home
(I wanna go now)
If only we can record all right
Find yourself some new position on 'studio home'
(I've got to apply now)
Anything's possible on 'studio home'
'studio home' is mine and yours
beautiful for you to join in
Jay: "Well, this is all. Hope you enjoy it party people. Don't forget to check all my TV and show and party appearences where I'll be giving secret and encode info about the new album, so if you check the Official Site for news you're lost, man. Thank you all and see you party people on my next mini concert here on Jamirotalk.net!"
Host: "Ladies & gentleman, thank you for coming and good night!!".
(PS: More parody songs coming soon...) ;)
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JamiroFan2000
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 20:14 |
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Diego=The Jamiroquai Weird Al
 Hello, :bm_r:
 Ha Ha Ha , how the heck to you do it Diego??? Great parodies and sense of humour Diego . I don't consider myself as a major influence on your humour, but still.... Great Job ! Look forward to future Jamiroquai lyric rearrangements ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Butterfly in June
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Location: Germany
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| Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:37 |
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Hahahahaha good job Diego - you're a great songwriter!!!!! It's really funny! I love that irony! |
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FunkyDonkey
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Location: Milan, Italy
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 09:18 |
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Maybe you should set up a karaoke, record your voice and bring us your professional recording as mp3 or ape (high quality  ... I'm a sort of audiophile).
At jamiroquai.com there was some parody of the band, anybody remember it? The lyrics were like "I won't see no man of chocolate on the seats of my ferrari..." or something like that ahahahha.
Give it up for mr Diego! 
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Dye
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Location: Planet Home; Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 19:34 |
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Aw, thanks for the nice words FunkyDonkey, but I have to tell you my voice is horrible! Maybe I could write the songs and somebody else could record it? Dont you think? Hahaha...
(Check the Jools Holland Special (2) this weekend... )
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cheeeba lover
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Location: croatia
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 20:34 |
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you have a gift diego for writting funny poems..
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