JamiroFan2000
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 Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 19:03 |
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Steps to The New Album (Part 2#: Lunch Conversation)
 Hello,
 Here we go, Part 2#, JK & his Girlfriend's lunch discussion about the 6th album, following the color picking for it in Part 1# :
JK and his Girlfriend drive up to a modest outdoor cafe on Bond Street in the Westend of London. A car valet runs out and opens the door for the girlfriend who is yammering on a cellphone. Then the valet trots on the other side of the car accepts JK's car keys who is also conversing on a cellphone, the valet drives his Enzo into the parking alot. JK and his Girlfriend walk into the cafe where they are are immediatly sat in the picturesque patio section with a scenic view of Bond Street and the worn paths in the pavement of rich bitchs doing a spot of fashion shopping. JK lights a ciggie and puts his cellphone away, he glances at his girlfriend still talking on the cellphone. JK stretchs his arms and picks up a menu, his eyes cycle through the printed entrees in it. JK again glances at his love, who is yet to pick up a menu and is still talking on her cellphone, she applies some lipstick to her lips. The waiter walks and pronounces, "Hello Mister JK and fine lady, welcome to Shlicks, I'm Tony, your waitor for the yonder meal, can I start you both off with a fine beverage?" JK looks at him and replies, "I'll have a Molson Ice." The waiter smiles and says, "Oh very good sir, and for the lady." They both stare at her STILL talking on the cellphone, JK rolls his eyes and says, "She'll have some water." The waiter nods and walks away to get their drinks. JK leans back in his chair giving his Girlfriend a impatient look. The Girlfriend notices his look, finishes her conversation and puts away her cellphone. She gives a sad look and says, "Oi, what's wrong?" JK thinks to himself and blurts out, "Pink...cor, that will not be a good album cover color!" She gives a confused look and replies, "PINK?!? Did you pick 'pink' for your new album cover?" JK also now gives a confused look and says, "YOU PICKED PINK! Not me, I just went along with you." She rubs her chin and replies, "Where were we just then?" JK puts his head in his hands and replies in a tense tone, "We were at Sony HQ picking colors for the new album." The girlfriend smiles and says, "Oh, you have a new album coming out, that is great!" JK rolls his eyes again and says, "I'm going to the loo, I'll be right back." JK stands up and walks to the men's restroom. The waiter walks up and gleefully says, "OK, a Molson Ice for the Gentleman, and a water for the lady....would you like to order now?" The girlfriend gives a puzzled look at the glass of water and with snottly says, "OI! Who ordered me a water?" The waiter replies, "Mister Kay did." She nearly screams out loud, "That Bugger, I HATE water, it makes me all sweaty...take away and bring me something more light, like a 'Long Island Ice Tea'!" The waiter, picking up the tepid glass of water replies, "Yes Mum!", and walks away. JK walks back to the table after spending a penny. JK sits down and his girlfriend gives him a sore look. JK smirks and says, "What's wrong?". The girlfriends yelps at him, "Why did you order me a glass of water...you know I HATE WATER!" JK grabs the menu again and replies, "Let's just order something and forget about it ok?" The girlfriend refuses to look at the menu and yelps, "How could you order someone as Sophisticated as me 'water', what am I, a whelp, a plebian, a commoner???" JK trys to concentrate on the menu and says in a calm voice, "Cor, it's just a glass of water, you were on the cellphone and I didn't want to bother you...so let's just order." She says, "I got to go to the loo...you think about what you did and I want a apology!" She trots away to the bathroom and JK gives a look of shock.
 HA HA HA Hehe Enjoy! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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