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JamiroFan2000
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Joined: 21 Mar 2002
Posts: 2881
Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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Return Of the Anchorman (New Comic Series 2#)!
JamiroFan2000 walks slowly into the Jamiroquai News Network, the faces of the crew are all aglow since the incident. The Cameraman walks over to the rather solumn Jam and greets him with, "All hail JamiroFan, how are you?" Jam turns his chin to him and answers in a weak voice, "Oh I'm fine, what I did last time was totally unprofessional, I feel so embarrassed." The Cameraman reassures him with a pat on the back and, "Oh Jam, don't think that way. You spoke the truth and kept your integrity intact. You have really earned the crew's respect." Jam rolls his sorrowful eyes up and replies to him, "Uh really?!?" The crew gives him a mild thumbs up and the cameraman answers, "Uh yeah sure...we still consider a pompous ass but a really respectable pompous ass."
Jam smirks and gleefully replies, "Oh well, that's more like it, I still think of you fondly as a lagabout piece of puppy manure, but in a good way. Now, on to the business, have you seen that Sony/BMG parasite Victor?" The Cameraman turns around to look and spots Victor stampedeing into the studio towards Jam. He whispers to a cringing Jam, "Get him Tiger!" Victor walks up to Jam and greets him with caution, "Uh, hello Jam, I have something to say to you. What you said was very harsh and mean, and I would fire you on the spot. But...I can respect your opinion and respect your years of constant reporting of Jamiroquai news. So, I will let you quote on quote 'Speak Your Mind', but watch your tone..OK?"
Jam smiles and replies as he sits at his newsdesk, "OK Captain, I get you, I will stay in the standards of my news reporting." Victor smiles and walks over and stands next to the camera as the broadast begins. The lights go off, then switch back on slowly.
Jam begins the broadcast, "Hello my tender bottles of picked and crushed Jamirophiles! This is your potbellied American postter with the mostter JamiroFan2000! And here's today's Jamiroquai Newsbrief! TOP STORY: The 1st Single! The UK Music Industry news service reported as part of their recent Sony/BMG conference that the 6th upcoming Jamiroquai album is indeed titled "Dynamite". Also added, that it be released on May 16th 2005 and the first single would be titled "Feels So Good To Be So Horny"....oopppss..I meant to say "Feel Like It Should Be". Hehe, funny, the title sounds more like a traditional Jamiroquai album bonus track doesn't it?"
Jam continues, "In 'Where in the World Is Nick Fyffe' News, Nick Fyffe is currently working with a new British dance band called 'The Shapeshifters'. He appears in their video for their single 'Back To Basics', you can see him playing the bass in the song. Here's how to spot him in the video when you view it: Cross your eyes, concentrate on the potted plants in the background and you will see Nick! Ha Ha Ha! Just kidding, good to see one of Jamiroquai's past bass babes getting work!"
Jam closes the broadcast with, "Well, that's all the lima beans for today's lunch special of a Newsbrief. Thanks for tuning in and see you along the way! Keep funkin'!" The broadcast ends, Jam stands up and walks away past Victor with a smile of victory on his face.
 Hee hee ! There you go, things are off for another episode of the "Return of the Anchorman" soon! Thanks for reading and Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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fUnK[iLo]
Joined: 05 Feb 2005
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Location: La Plata, Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 20:51 |
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What can I tell you Brent? I admire your creativity! And let's hope it'll never leave you. Another gr8 story!!! [/url]
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Supersonic1
Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Posts: 773
Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 23:01 |
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Just saw the Shapeshifters video for 'Back to Basics.' Good to see Nick doing well. 
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