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Dye
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Worst movies ever!
Hello Jamirotalkers,
I had to open this topic because two days ago I saw the worst movie ever (in my opinion): 'Open Water'.
When I see a bad movie I start watching details like the script, lightning, etc etc. But in here there's NOTHING to watch, expect the sea and two idiots swimming and talking about sh*t!
Excuse me if anyone here liked it, but I went with two friends to have fun and we laughed a lot with this, the entire cinema couldn't believe that was a movie (and of course we lost $6).
If you watched another movie you consider is BAD BAD BAD, please leave your comment here, people who didn't watch it will appreciate that 
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jgrizz
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 18:58 |
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Happy St Paddy's JamiroTalkerz!!:
Pootie Tang has to be one if the worst movies I've ever seen. |
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cheeeba lover
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 19:05 |
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ENGLISH PATIENT
THE HULK
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fUnK[iLo]
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The Village (I thought it was gonna be great, but it was too boring, too predictable and the ending... er... well..  ) and there is no suspense!!! come on! it was supposed to be a thriller! where's the suspense uh? 
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Rachmaninova
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 21:26 |
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 i loved The Village!!!! so sweet story hihihhihi
surely,the worst movie is the one of ths Spice Girls   lololol i can't believe it hahahaa,it was like if i take a cam and i make my own film in my home lolol
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 21:41 |
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 Hello,
FINALLY !!! A 'Offtopic' topic I feel right at home in! I have seen alot of really bad movies, and here's a small list of them:
- Open Water: Ditto Diego, nothing's more wanting of a shark attack at open sea than a couple discussing their relationship in a awkward circumstances.
- Freddy Got Fingered: A complete stupid "Tom Green" movie! Back when he was funny....whenever the heck that was!
- Crossroads: The kind of coming-of-age-of-a-inept-pop-star movie that really begs the question: What kind of land vehicle would I like to see Britney Spears hit with?
- Honey: Mariah Carey's first and last movie. "See me, love me, and ignore my cleavage!" Ha Ha Ha !!!
- Meet The Fockers: It's really sad to see so many Hollywood A-List celebrities playing stereotypes of people who probably are their maids and butlers at their multi-million-dollar estates.
- The Blair Witch Project: OK, take some college students with limited imaginations, a Sony handycam and you have the stupidiest movie in the history of film!!!
- Fat Albert: Embarrassing to see Bill Cosby, one of all kings of comedy, sucked into a movie that was going to fail even before the roll of the beginning credits!
That's pretty much some of the worst movies I can think of, don't worry, I'll think of some more! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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mörö
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
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Location: tallinn, estonia
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 22:41 |
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THE PELICAN BRIEF
BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY (hahahhah)
DODGEBALL
+ i think all the movies with j.c. van damme.
some i can remember at the moment (1am, kinda drunk).
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VirtuallyInsane
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| Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 22:55 |
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Mystery Men with Ben Stiller. I watched ten minutes & had to turn it off! I was embaressed to be watching it & I was in the room alone!!!  |
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Synkronized Sparks
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Definitely Lola rennt (Corre Lola Corre). They whole movie is just Lola running so nothing really happens, and they repeat the same story over and over...... it was soooooo boring!
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Catman
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 08:53 |
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| VirtuallyInsane wrote: |
| Mystery Men with Ben Stiller. I watched ten minutes & had to turn it off! I was embaressed to be watching it & I was in the room alone!!! |
that mofie rawwwwkd yvie!! where u @? |
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Supersonic1
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Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 15:09 |
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Here are my worst movies:
-Mortal Kombat Annihilation
-Driven
-Blade Trinity
-Home on the Range
Brent, don't be a "focker". Come on, you tellin' me that you didn't laugh at Gaylord's wall?
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~DeLiRiUm~
Joined: 09 Apr 2004
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 03:42 |
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i tend to watch bad movies all the time, when i start i can't stop, have to see if it gets any better which it doesn't! so here is my list.....
dead man with johnny depp, yes i watched this cause of johnny depp but it goes NO WHERE and i mean no where.
the ladykillers - watched half an hour of it and didn't go anywhere
13 going on 30 - to girly, though i did like one of her dresses she wore
bringing down the house - steve martin shouldn't be trying act like he's black
bruce almighty - if you saw the ads you saw the movie
phone booth - didn't get the point of this movie
Napoleon Dynamite - yes it was funny, but the jokes got old when everyone was saying them. but it was so badly made
and the list goes on
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Catman
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 03:52 |
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8mile was shit |
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PietroChocko
Joined: 02 Oct 2003
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 06:53 |
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umm, dodgeball is a good movie. ur wrong moro. ha. 
worst movie ever, and it's in theatres now:
HITCH. |
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Catman
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 08:28 |
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YES DODGEball rocked hard ^_^ gr8 film... love ben siller! eheh |
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