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Marina
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:14 |
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Best of Jay's stand up comedy
we were just talking with crazy naughty Sandra, about Jay and his naughty phrases in the jazz café show
so, we (bah, in fact she) came up with the idea of collecting all the funny phrases jay and the band said along the shows
if u have anything to contribute just join us here
so far we have:
-Okay the reality is that this jumper's not gonna last . forget it!
-sorry if u are listening this at home
-they were foolish enough to let me do this live
-HEHEHEHHEHE how is this one go????
-don´t cry..we all know
-small is better.. big things are great but small ones are better. that is not what SHE Said last night
-Okay fantastic okay this next track is called..in a moment..just a little bit more than a moment..just a minute just a minute…okay space cowboy!!
-Thank u thank u thank u. Yeah, this is one minute die young
-Okay now don´t be quiet because we are on the radio.don´t stop making noise!
-This next track is..from which album... i think it´s from the first album
-Death can´t be far away now
these ones are from the jazz café, but we're gonna start re-listening to all the boots now and start adding more phrases! so please, put the ones u have here! |
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Marina
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:20 |
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from woodstock 99:
-haha motherfucker! u missed!!
-take those breasts out girl, yeah, more breasts please! i prefer the pair on the left, but anyway..
-repeat after me: american breasts, are the best breasts!!
-might frame those and take them home
-breasts breasts breasts breasts.. can i get a breast? can i suck another breast? when i suck breasts i get respect yes hahahah |
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Dye
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:21 |
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HAHA from Jazz Cafe, my favorites:
"Ok this one is 'Canned Heat'. Oh no, we just did that one"
"Hey .. that's my album up there! It was my Greatest Hits."
"Blow your WIND??"
D!
PS: For me is "Wing", but whatever...
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Marina
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:22 |
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Dyego wrote: |
"Blow your WIND??" |
it's blow your Mind, mate
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mojogonlopoto
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:23 |
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"It´s a bootleg!!" _________________
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Sandriche
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:23 |
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blow your wing ? it was blow your WIND mate dyego _________________ "Here it is...there is no way to make it better " |
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Sandriche
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:26 |
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"caaaan u feeeeeeeeel it...caaaaan uuuu diiiig it!!"
" be nice to me"
" i am an old man now u know.."
"don´t do it..don´t bloody do it"
(jazz cafe)
"hey u in the pink cape u look lovely in that deary..i love this pink cape!shows imagination..looks like a star
"get up here...get that man up here
it´s foooooooooxy"
(lovebox) _________________ "Here it is...there is no way to make it better "
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Dye
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:29 |
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"that's one of the most exciting things anyone came up today"
Well... not exactly I don't remember
D! |
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the_doesman
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 21:47 |
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more mud please
See you in another thirty years when I'm sixty, try and hit me next time
woodstock |
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Sandriche
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 22:04 |
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"who do u write for??? you was scarying me! whatever u are writing i won´t be reading it ..it´s garantie !he´s got a little pad hidden away...yeah hehe..be nice to me.."
*talking like a paparazzi loudly thinking while typing*
"not as good as it used to be but whatever"
_________________ "Here it is...there is no way to make it better " |
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FRA
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Marina
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 01:42 |
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from luna park 99:
-(pointing at someone in the crowd) this guy has been taking drugs.. i can see u're on drugs! this is quite funny, enjoy yourself
-ok, i know ur president is a bit of a fan of ferraris.. mr menem..
(all the ppl screams in a bad way).. so u like him then! (sarcastic)
what i like best about mr menem is his hair! he likes expensive clothes mr menem |
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Sandriche
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:08 |
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*in a very strange voice *
"it´s a beautiful thiiing it´s a beautiful thiiing!" _________________ "Here it is...there is no way to make it better " |
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LLCoolJR
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 13:47 |
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Dyego wrote: |
"Ok this one is 'Canned Heat'. Oh no, we just did that one" |
Hehe this one was to tease the girl from the newspaper he was talking to a few times. |
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Zsoma
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 13:59 |
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"Has anyboby filled up the Columbia table or is it still empty?" |
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