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Sandriche
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 16:08    Reply with quote


"i always had a good band..this already changed when ROB came along Rolling Eyes
*o,ooo1 seconds break*
MUSIC! dada daaaaa!"
(jazz cafe)
LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 22:33    Reply with quote


"Ok...Mr. Ferruccio Lamborghini!"

...before engine noise intro to Travelling Without Moving

Oct. 11th 1997 Sao Paulo, Free Jazz Festival.


He actually spelled "Ferucio" and that makes me LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 22:45    Reply with quote


i think he says the same in the chile 1997 version Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 22:49    Reply with quote


FunkyDonkey wrote:
"Ok...Mr. Ferruccio Lamborghini!"

...before engine noise intro to Travelling Without Moving

Oct. 11th 1997 Sao Paulo, Free Jazz Festival.


He actually spelled "Ferucio" and that makes me LOL


cool, i really like that song Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 17:01    Reply with quote


I gave Jay some condoms during the Atlantic City concert on October 21, 2005....so during the October 25, 2005 New York Concert he says this onstage (which you can hear on the bootleg Wink ):

Jay: Well, how come you're not throwing any condoms at me tonight? I kept the ones you threw me last week - I didn't get to f****n' use them yet!

PAUSE

Jay: Just kidding!

PAUSE

Jay: No, I'm not (with a little boy devil laugh).

I laugh everytime I hear that!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 16:52    Reply with quote


hey that's a good one, deesh Razz

okay, from jazziroquai:

unfortunately i would love to smoke this now
and i would love to share it with you
but i cant
cause it's MY JOINT!!!
AND U MUST ROLL UR OWN!!!

i'll save that for later
(silly voice) it's a good joint

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 00:54    Reply with quote


marina_diksaitis wrote:
from luna park 99:

-(pointing at someone in the crowd) this guy has been taking drugs.. i can see u're on drugs! this is quite funny, enjoy yourself Cool

-ok, i know ur president is a bit of a fan of ferraris.. mr menem..
(all the ppl screams in a bad way).. so u like him then! (sarcastic)
what i like best about mr menem is his hair! he likes expensive clothes mr menem Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing i remember! i'll never forget that phrases and people reaction....it was very strong. That luna show jay was in a very good mood, and ther is a lot of very interesting phrases....i'll put some if i remember
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 09:50    Reply with quote


Jazz Cafe - start of Canned Heat

"I haven't got the pixie boots... don't worrraaayyyy!!!"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 21:26    Reply with quote


pixie boots?

What is that Razz?

Need to know what he said in the opening to the best CH Razz

/DanielR
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 14:22    Reply with quote


marina_diksaitis wrote:

-small is better.. big things are great but small ones are better. that is not what SHE Said last night

haha love this one!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 16:21    Reply with quote


From the JC again, Runaway (when it went wrong):

Oh stop! ...stop!
You know, there are tunes you can get away without the bass, this one you definitely can't.
How's it going over there?

*bass sound*
*funny voice speaks to Paul* Arrow Don't feel sad, they all know, I understand LOL
Oh! I dropped the mic five times!
Don't cry, wipe away that tear.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Paul Turner.

...Okay, that was just Run...then with the Away bit in the end...


This one is great! LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 16:29    Reply with quote


LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 17:59    Reply with quote


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i always had a good band..this already changed when ROB came along


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 19:58    Reply with quote


one of my favourites ...soooo funny Laughing
in my opinion the whole "jazz cafe speech" was pure comedy..i just would need more time to write it all down.haha
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 08:10    Reply with quote


Sandriche wrote:
one of my favourites ...soooo funny Laughing
in my opinion the whole "jazz cafe speech" was pure comedy..i just would need more time to write it all down.haha


Right right! Laughing I'm still wondering what Jay says on:
"on-the-gig wiki-sneaky-move", I can't understand it but it sounds funny too and I still can't understand some parts of the story of the technicolor dreamcoat and the first record deal Laughing "gimme another white label my mama ain't got one" LOL
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