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JamiroFan2000
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The JamiroQuai Newsbrief for the week!!! (Comic Parody)
(JamiroFan2000 walks over the "JamiroQuai News Network" newsdesk with a small cup of Starbucks coffee & a donut in his mouth, Jam shimmys into his chair while munching on the donut. The cameraman walks over to the overly munching JamiroFan and whispers in his ear, "We're on in 10 seconds...please wipe up the donut crumbs off the desk." JamiroFan does his classic sneer at the cameraman, wipes up the donut crumbs onto one of his news paper and flings it at him in anger. The Cameraman dodges the flying crumbs and says, "We're on in..whoa...3...STOP IT!...2...1". The lights go on behind and the newsdesk and the news program begins.)
"Hello again JamiroQuakers...hehe Hee hee (giggles in inane anchorman laugh, the cameraman, picking the donuts crumbs out of his hair rolls his eyes and gives the hand signal for "let's get things moving along"). Well, it's a very busy three weeks for us here, so with no more a-doo-doo..hehe, here's a wrap of the latest news in the world of Jamiroquai!"
(The cameraman switches over to the right camera, JamiroFan2000 swings to the immediate right on his chair, gives a coy smile while the remnants of the donut he was eating earlier shine in the studio lights, he continues to read the news.)
"Our favorite Cat in the Hat Mister Jay Kay attended the "150 years" of Louis Vuitton celebration at Waddesdon Manor in England this past weekend. A new Hello Magazine article was posted online talking the event in detail, also featuring 2 new pictures of JK in suit and tails posing with lovely ladies that were at the dinner. (JamiroFan looks at the camera zoom in and says) GGGGrrrrrrrr.....hehe hee hee! Anyhoo, the other picture featured JK standing with his former past album material & old crunchy flame Denise Van Outen. It has also been mentioned in several online articles that JK is in the process of writing a song just for Denise. The song is expected to be titled "Tit & Minge: Picture of my Ex-wife"...hehe Ha Ha Ha (Gives yet another annoying Anchorman laugh)!"
"In great online Jamiroquai fansite downloads news, The new J-Live french speaking fansite has two new live Jamiroquai downloads for you baded clicky clicks. "Stillness In Time" & "Space Cowboy" from 94' & 95's Live@MTV MP3s are available for download right now...why you still watching me?? GO DOWNLOAD THEM NOW!!"
"Also, on a personal yet yummy note, I have taken time and revamped the JAMIROQUAI Club Group on Yahoo Groups. I got a e-mail from the Group's owner Heemajazz, he needed my help in saving his group which had been plagued in past by excess porn advert posts and lagging membership. So I saved all the porn ads for my future reference...Haw Haw Haw hee hee (Yet another scary Anchorman laugh)..just kidding, I deleted those buggers, slapped on some new colors and started posting the latest Jamiroquai news now and them. I'm glad to report that with all my efforts...I'm horny...UHH, errr...(Reshuffles news papers, peers at paper)...that is *gulp*, the membership of the Groups has been WAY UP! So if your as lonely as me and have a ample supply of tissues..Uh...(Flares eyebrows at cameraman who is giggling at him)...sorry, I didn't mean that, if you want to check out the great JAMIROQUAI Group, here's a link to it: www.groups.yahoo.com/group/Jamiroquai ."
"Well that concludes today's JamiroQuai News Network Newsbrief, I hope you had much fun as I had reporting to you *gives a sly smile*! Take care, and keep funkin'!" (Lights on studio fade to black and the cameraman says, "And we're...off, great show everyone, good show Jam, you really were an animal out there..Ha Ha Ha!" JamiroFan gives the cameraman a calm evil stare and says in a quiet angry voice, "Once your headset is off, your BOOTY IS MINE!" JamiroFan stomps off in anger, the crew giggle and point at the coffee stain on the middle of his trousers.
 There you go , Ha Ha Ha Ha! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Serge
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 19:09 |
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I have never laughed so hard as I did then, especially at the part of "JAMIROQUAI Club Group" bit |
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 19:29 |
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I plan to make this a weekly post feature ;-)
 Hello again in reality, :bm_r:
hehe , thank you for the warm words Serge! I thought initally that is "anchorman" variety of posts were going to stand alone as just more little extensions of my sense of humour, but they turned out better than I expected. I know comment may be a little premature sense I'm only 2 "anchorman" posts into this series. But I plan to make this "Anchorman" comic post series into a weekly or bi-weekly series, compiling all the latest Jamiroquai news into a funny offering, so look out for it soon  ! Thanks again for the support Serge and I look forward to everyone on JamiroTalk.net to enjoy my pieces ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Dye
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 22:23 |
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I have a problem.
Im sure it is another hilarious post from Jamirofan, but I don't understand so many words!!!!! I need to keep studying english! 
Anyway, I appreciate your creativity.
Now, we have another competition: Will Ferrell.
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Serge
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 22:28 |
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Diego, take my word for it, it was hilarious. |
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EvoV
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 22:29 |
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 Ola
NICE POST DUDE!
Even in India or Pakistan they laugh about this Funny news.
Brent it the men of the Funny News the King of Nice Post
Keep the same spirit as usual
 I finish to download the Cd of Kool and The Gang : The hits Reloaded, this is very nice sounds
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MoonShooter
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| Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 18:43 |
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Haha   
Very nice! |
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Rachmaninova
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| Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 20:36 |
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Don't worry Diego,i get crazy when i saw aaaaaaall this text,and i know that i can't read it ,hahhahaha,and if i have to understand the parody... 
Huhuhuhuhu,i did well my last english exam but my level is deeper underground 
 My life,My love,My soul......
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JamiroFan2000
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| Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 22:52 |
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If your wondering where...
Hello, :bm_r:
Hehe, sorry I couldn't stop from using the "big words" when I originally typed out my "Anchorman" comic post, but when I get in that phase of posting, sometimes it can't be helped ! If your wondering where I have been getting those funny pictures of the "Anchorman", the pictures are from the upcoming Will Ferrell comedy called cleverly "The Anchorman". The movie is about the first female journalist in the late 70's trying to make a living in the male dominated TV news world. Will Ferrell plays a popular male TV anchor called "Ron Bergundy" with a ego problem and actress Christina Applegate plays the female journalist trying to make a dent into the news. Here's a link to the Official Movie website for "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Bergundy" :
http://www.anchorman-themovie.com/
Looks like it will be another "funny as heck" movie offering with Will Ferrell, his last movie "Elf" was funny as heck also..hehe! Thanks for listening and see you soon with more of my "Anchorman" comic posts ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Supersonic1
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| Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 05:32 |
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That was hilarious. You have my vote on a weekly series of this stuff. Plus, it's also making me want to go see that movie despite the fact that I think that MADtv is infinitely better than SNL.
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