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JamiroFan2000
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Joined: 21 Mar 2002
Posts: 2881
Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 20:27 |
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Funniest Moments in JamiroFan2000's Posts PART 1
 Hello everyone, :bm_b:
I've acted like a right fool in my 160 posts history on JamiroTalk.net, but inbetween them, there have been some great laughs! So, here's part 1 of a two part post look back on the funniest moments of my posts. I hope you find them funny and memorable, here we go:
(Topic: Bid for Jay Kay's Shoes On Ebay)
"Maybe there could be a untapped market for celebrity odored shoes...just imagine it, Kylie Minogue sweat drenched Versace pumps, Robbie Williams Toejam Tennis Shoes AND Prince Charles footache casuals! Or maybe celebrity pheromone underarm odorant, you can smell just like a tired out JK all smelly and glossy, man, I'm full of money making ideas!"
(Topic: Channel V Slideshow of Jam Sydney Gig Online)
*This post's Thought was about a fictional JK Sport Drink*
I did a little pondering on this idea, I came up with this: "You tired, and exhausted ...do you need a little pick-me-up! TRY NEW JK'S JAMIROQUAIOTOIS ENERGY JUICE! Packed with all the vitamins and nutrients needed to get through a whole day of entertaining the world Jamiroquai Fans worldwide! And also with newly added ginseng root, you can release the Buffaloman IN YOU! JK'S JAMIROQUAIOTOIS ENERGY DRINK comes in three distinct flavors: Kola Nut Punch, Soy Bean Banana Bump and the popular Cannabliss Hemp Special Mix! Try it TODAY and BE LIKE JK! (JK hops across the screen with the blade hat on, holding a bottle of the drink with the "Cannabliss Hemp Special Mix" label on it, smiles at the camera and says,!) "Cor, this is the juice that gives me enough energy to shag 10 supermodels in one night! Now available at all stores! (Smiles again and a ray of light shines off his semi-yellow teeth)
(Topic: Fav Jamiroquai dance Video)
*This comment was about the best Jam video with a tired JK*
"....THEN, of course, the best Jamiroquai video where JK's wakes up looking like he's tired and shagged out is the "You Give Me Something" Video, then, etc. etc. etc."
(Topic: JK at P-Diddy Shindig, and some other JK party pics)
*This post's Thought was about a fictional JK exercise program*
After looking at all those pics, JK should do a fitness video. It's the newest fads among celebs, I can see it now: "Join JK and help lose some weight and feel great with the NEW Jamirocise program. Dance and tone the major muscle groups with your instructor, the true Lord Of The Dance: JK, as you roll, shake, and spliff to attain a thinner half-baked figure! In three easy DVDs, you will feel as stiff as the Buffaloman logo and have a more healthy onlook on life: JAMIROCISE VIDEOS OR DVDS: $65.00 for the set of three, CALL NOW!"
(Topic: JK's Dustpin Ewww...Trash of a Popstar)
*This post was about CosmicMouse wanting to sneak into JK's
estate, and my humourous thoughts of what she might find
while rummaging through JK's trash...lol*
"I got a idea, maybe CosmicMouse could dress up like a dustman, you know, wear a dustman's costume, ride on a trashtruck one summer morning undercover in Buckinghamshire, they drive up to Jay's house, the gates open, a smirk of joy peels onto CosmicMouse's face as they drive into his estate, the truck presides up the long dust path up to the house, the truck comes to a unexpected halt next to the Chillington Studio, CosmicMouse wanders off from the trashtruck.....I was wondering what could be in Jay's trashbin, here's a couple of things I expect are there: a empty box of three cheese Hotpockets, a empty economy size box of enviromentally safe condoms, ripped up remnants of Denise Van Outen birthday cards, pictures and address book, empty cans of Alpo doggie food for Titan & Luger, various empty bottle of beer ranging from from Icehouse to Captain Morgans, ripped subpeonas from Scotland Yard for his involvement in two altercations, two rough drafts of death threats against paparazzi photographers, and a few copies of the Jamiroquai album "Synkronized"."
There you go, my hand is absolutely molasses by now, this ends PART 1 of the Funniest Moments in JamiroFan2000's Posts! Take care and Peace! Stay Jamirotuned for PART 2 Soon!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000 |
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Joined: 03 Feb 2003
Posts: 59
Location: Sydney, australia
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| Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:48 |
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hey jamirofan!!
u are piss ass funny thats all i have to say, have u thought of working in media? hahahaha, u have a great imagination....hahhahaha i love ur rummaging thru jay's garbage entry that was tops!! and ur hobby of arranging jay's drunken photos!! (someone has too much time on their hands!!)  QUESTION: are male or female? 
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Ms.P
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 727
Location: England
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 16:12 |
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Jay Kay's Shoes
On the subject of Jay Kay's trainers, do we know who bidded successfully for them?
I was in the bidding, but dropped out around the 300pound region, there were only about 4 people who actually bid.
I was hoping to use the trainers to raise money for charity again, but this time as a raffle. An auction is okay, but is for the people with money.
and sorry to get serious here..wonderful posts Jamirofan, assuming you are a student with lots of time on your hands?
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