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steffenfunk
Joined: 19 Sep 2005
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 23:30 |
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LADEEZ & GENTLEMEN...ITS THE 2007 JAMILY DEATHMATCH LOCK
you may or may not have been aware of this 'soon to be' annual event which has been widely advertised in the media...Ladies & Gentlemen,I bring to you.....'THE 2007 JAMILY DEATHMATCH LOCKDOWN FIST-UP SHAKEDOWN DO-THE CAN-CAN'!!!!!!!!
Its gonna be awesome...5 of the toughest,roughest,grimmest,game for a laugh Jamily wrestlers,(and Jan!),head to head for the first time in what promises to be a clash of the titans...either that or they all look stupid grappling in a back garden in Southern England....
Book your tickets early folks to avoid disappointment...the 'Rumble in the Jumble' takes place on May 5th...with the embarassment of it all lasting until Jamiroquai next go on tour!
If you can't make it,keep checking back to 'Jamirotalk' where there will be live regular updates on whos kicking lumps out of who and who just looks plain silly with a towel round their neck!
REMEMBER FOLKS...IF THEY AINT FIGHTIN'.....
....THEY CAN GO AND DO THE WASHIN' UP!!!
.......'THE 2007 JAMILY DEATHMATCH CHATANOOGA CHOOCHOO'...MAY 5TH.... _________________ ''SYNKRONIZED SINCE '94' |
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MissyM

Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 05:33 |
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u MC of the event?
someone lock his drink cabinet plz.. lol..
chk ur pm  _________________
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FunkyDonkey
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:57 |
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Go Go Go
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jameerica

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Location: Walking in the strawberry fields (with devils!)
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 |
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so who's it gonna be first _________________
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steffenfunk
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 14:53 |
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you will all know details in due course...me lil bud Jamee,the first round will be a match up between wot the group as a whole thinks are the 2 weakest individuals....so it'll be Jan versus a twig then!!
This 'Deathmatch Shakeup Lockdown Boogie Woogie' will not only decide who is one of the leanest and meanest Jamily mutha funkers...but also who claims front row' stakes at the next jamiroquai gig...think about it...we're all vying for a place at the front,but u realize that you have to find a way past the winner of this colossal contest...it just aint happening!!
No Missy...no need for drink...just pure adrenalin....im gonna go for a 95 mile run when i get home with a grizzly bear on my back...i intend to win this!!!Go indeed Mr Donkey....go indeed!!! _________________ ''SYNKRONIZED SINCE '94' |
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mr.az

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 15:14 |
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what?
i read but i dont understand
this is a match for win the front row in the shows?
post more details, i think we all dont have a clue yet  _________________ Only a fool can walk away from me this time
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jameerica

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 18:08 |
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| so it'll be Jan versus a twig then!! |
loool so it'll be jan and you right?thank god that eliminates me  _________________
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Ms.P

Joined: 11 Aug 2002
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 22:28 |
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First contender to enter the ring...(badmington net no good lil stevie?)...
CRABMASTER (and shite name you gave me Steffenfunk...)
apologies for crappy photoshop lol _________________ All Hail the King |
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steffenfunk
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 22:44 |
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so...thats confirmed then...and wot an impressive weigh-in she/it is as well...introducing JAN 'THE CRAB' PARSONS!!More to follow over the next few days...can just about hardly wait....(ahem) _________________ ''SYNKRONIZED SINCE '94' |
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MissyM

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 08:48 |
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First contender to enter the ring...(badmington net no good lil stevie?)...
CRABMASTER (and shite name you gave me Steffenfunk...)
apologies for crappy photoshop lol |
.. Jan that pic looks deadly.. Have u seen the crab anim. i found, this is class A... I thought of u straight away when I saw it a while back...
http://www.aniboom.com/Player.aspx?v=1739
Coool Mooves Jan!!! U Go Girl.. I'll be rootin & tootin for ya!!! >>  _________________
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steffenfunk
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 14:39 |
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Missy M...your lack of support for me worries me to be honest....ill need help to get past these lot....i may be called 'The Fury'....but thats only in name....by nature,im a lil puddy cat....or a very small vole...or a big sized common or garden farmyard mouse.... _________________ ''SYNKRONIZED SINCE '94' |
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FunkyDonkey
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 14:42 |
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This topic is absolutely funny, i can't decide who support!
Jan the crab pic is really muahahahahah!  _________________ I once had a 10 years of Travelling Without Moving celebrations banner here... |
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steffenfunk
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 14:53 |
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thats nothing Donkey mate...wait 'til ya see the other gruesome contenders....i hope were wrestling in the daytime cuz otherwise im just gonna be that scared,ill make a 'steffenfunk' shaped hole strait thru Jans garden fence and get outta there asap....  _________________ ''SYNKRONIZED SINCE '94' |
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Ms.P

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 19:31 |
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Missy M!!!! I knew you'd be backing me!!!!!!! love you!
and Rinaldo...if we were to meet in Germany - I'd have you as my first contender GRRRRRRRRRRRR lol x _________________ All Hail the King |
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Ms.P

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 19:32 |
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I have a new contender..........
THE TEMP...
enter the ring Debs! _________________ All Hail the King |
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