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samantha1170
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POTTY PARIS WOOS JAY - 19 JULY 2007
Oh dear, this article truly made me laugh - poor Jay!!!!!!!...
Potty Paris woos Jay Kay
19/07/07
PARIS Hilton may be mad about her mutt, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to pull Jay Kay.
And the Doctor Dolittle of the socialite world even masterminded the world’s most cringeworthy come-on in the process.
She sent the Jamiroquai hobbit a Greenpeace book with the inscription: “Let me be your Cosmic Girl.”
If that wasn’t enough to get Mr Kay vomiting into his massive hat, the Twit Girl then recorded a cover of the hit song and put it inside the amorous parcel.
Paris, 26, is recording a second album, despite her being dropped by her label for being rubbish.
And she was hoping she could make sweet music with the pocket-sized lothario.
Paris said: “He’s hot. I’d really like to hook up with him some time.”
Our lady with the well-boiled bunny said: “She heard he was an animal-loving eco-warrior, so she thought he’d appreciate the book.
“And Paris wanted to prove she also has musical abilities by recording his song, which should massage his ego nicely. She can’t wait for his reply.”
The former jailbird was pictured taking her Yorkshire Terrier, Colin, surfing in Malibu – wearing the same leopard print swimsuit.
The outfit is a new part of her Bella Paris pet clothes collection for canines that like to surf. Apparently there was a gap in the market.
Our insider added: “Paris really appreciates her family and friends all the more since her return from prison. She missed them so much.
“And she now feels she’s ready for another relationship.
“But Colin can keep her company until she finds her Mr Right.”
If you really care about animals Jay, give poor Colin a break and take on Paris.
Source: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news_detail.html?sku=2033
SAMANTHA
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deesh
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:49 |
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 - what funny gossip This is a great laugh Samantha - thank you!
That is funny that you posted this because like 2 weeks ago, there was a German article about being late and/or on time for parties and it said something to the effect that Jay is always early for parties and that is why he will never get to meet Paris Hilton, because she is always late for parties. I thought it was a very odd mention.
Also around Gumball time, there was an article about both of them too, but nothing big, but I can't remember.
Here is the German article...The translation is basically what I said above (thanks to Meike  )
http://www.morgenpost.de/content/2007/07/08/biz/909487.html
Trotzdem gibt es notorische Zu-früh-Kommer, zum Beispiel den britischen Musiker Jay Kay, Frontsänger von Jamiroquai. Jay Kay hat sich den Ruf erworben, regelmäßig aufzukreuzen, bevor die Party losgeht. Jedenfalls ist sein Timing der Grund dafür, weshalb er es niemals schaffen wird, Paris Hilton zu treffen, die bekannt dafür ist, aufzutauchen, wenn die Party vorbei ist.
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jameerica
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:02 |
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Ew
Jamiroquai hobbit
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Butterfly in June
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:36 |
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This article is soooo funny - just made my day
"Jamiroquai hobbit" "pocket-sized lothario" lmao
"If you really care about animals Jay, give poor Colin a break and take on Paris."
I hope that he will never show his heart for animals this way..... |
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Deja
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:09 |
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ahahahah amazing!
this is what I call fun!!
I would love to be a fly to see Jay's face when he receive the greenpeace book!! please someone take a pic!!
well.. thinking to ths carefully they would make a great couple ...mr e m'am(  ) Hilton
oh God I can't stop laughing..is just to hilarious!!
and she'll create for sure a nice suite for Titan maybe a golden t-shirt with silver shorts all in latex certainly
poor lil dog ( her one) isn't she all ready satisfied dressing herself ridicoulously? ( ..ridicoulously?? well what ever)
and to our lil hobbit ( ) get late on parties man...no late, no paris
can you imagine the two in a duet? the one making ahhh, ohhh, yes, again, don't stop, would be Paris for sure!
an amazed Vere
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Costa Grande
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 14:01 |
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I have to edit the quiz created by Dyego about the 7th album.
I'd like Jay to duet with PARIS!!!
And of course the track should be at number 6. |
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kk
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 14:55 |
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Ahahahahahhah 
Wasn't she in prison or something? |
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Inkgel
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:00 |
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Yeah and they should have kept her in Prison!
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jameerica
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:07 |
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| Deja wrote: |
and she'll create for sure a nice suite for Titan maybe a golden t-shirt with silver shorts all in latex certainly
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I think Jay would kill her if she ever did that
And Costa Grande is that Roisin Murphy on your avatar?Looks strangely like her anyways!
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:34 |
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ha ha ha ha thank you deesh for the article too funny |
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Ivy
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:36 |
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| Ivy wrote: |
| i think id care if she was paris hilton..but she isn't paris hilton so it is whatever..jay can like who he likes whether they have bad tast in music or have no talent ,it shouldn't matter. i think she's jay's type |
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you would honestly care if he was dating paris hilton??
WHY?
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amy
I care now
naw not really
this is hilarious news thanks deesh!!!
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deesh
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:37 |
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| Cosmic Girl wrote: |
| ha ha ha ha thank you deesh for the article too funny |
this one is from mama samantha!
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 15:58 |
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OMG momma sammy sorry deesh for this little faux pas...... |
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Dye
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 16:20 |
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| Costa Grande wrote: |
I have to edit the quiz created by Dyego about the 7th album.
I'd like Jay to duet with PARIS!!!
And of course the track should be at number 6. |
Good one!
Could also be called "Black Stupid Blonde"
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