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ophone
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*Gross* Digestion machine
You won't believe what I saw on the programme "Kultur" of RTL Telé Lëtzebuerg.
Usually this programme talks about "highly" cultural events, like concerts in the Philharmonie or art exhibitions.
But last saturday a so-called artist showed his invention: a machine that consumates food, digests it and produces poo!
The guy who fed the machine even said "Les patates, ça fait de la bonne merde!" (Potatoes make good shit!) and shoved a plate of potatoes into it.
Best thing though is that the poo this machine's producing is packaged and sold at exorbitant prices! 
Sorry, but for those who are interested, I have neither a video of this, nor can I remember the name of the "artist" who invented this machine.
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CosmicBear
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 15:23 |
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Re: *Gross* Digestion machine
| ophone wrote: |
| Best thing though is that the poo this machine's producing is packaged and sold at exorbitant prices! |
to do what exactly? is this like andy warhol's canned shit? |
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ophone
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 15:44 |
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Yes, but the poo here is packaged into plastic bags under vacuum, so you can see it.
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CosmicBear
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 16:43 |
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ewww |
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Ivy
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 16:47 |
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is it smelly? |
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ophone
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 16:52 |
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Yes of course! It stinks like shit, what else.
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Dye
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 16:58 |
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Holy shit! :O
This topics really put this site on a high level 
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CosmicMouse
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 17:07 |
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| Dyego wrote: |
This topics really put this site on top form
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 ...hehe, as far as I can see this is the only "shitty" topic far and wide. It's the first and hopefully the last one here... 
Ugh, as if we didn't have enough shit (literally!) in this world. Now someone is even producing it in the name of art! 
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Dye
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 17:13 |
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| CosmicMouse wrote: |
It's the first and hopefully the last one here...
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Uh no! I had a really good one about urine and blood 
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DiscoStu
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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 00:07 |
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Yay, I don't need a machine to make my own! It's all-organic, should it sell for more? I'll put it on ebay!
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 18:58 |
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech what a smell  |
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ophone
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 13:46 |
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Yesterday they talked again about this "artist", Wim Delvoye is his name.
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ophone
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 23:07 |
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Me again.
I made a bit of research about Wim Delvoye. He's a Belgian artist born in 1965.
Here one of his digestion machines, "Cloaca" from the year 2000:
He also has other interests than building machines that produce shit, tatoos for instance, like this one:
He even draws tatoos on pigs!
Sorry if I shock some people here with this! But I told you in the title it would be gross.
And when this thread transgresses the jamirotalk policies about decency, just delete it, I won't have a problem with it. 
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jameerica
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:30 |
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Lol you could've censored the poop! 
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ophone
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:09 |
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| ophone wrote: |
| And when this thread transgresses the jamirotalk policies about decency, just delete it, I won't have a problem with it. |
Well, I wrote this more because of the picture with Mickey Mouse on the cross and Minnie crying in front of it. I don't know if there are religious people here on the forum, who consider this as blasphemy. 
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