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ophone
Joined: 31 May 2005
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A new thread full of jokes
Well, well, well, here the jokes I told at Nicki's reunion which had the most success:
The first I can translate in English:
What is brown, liquid and smells like caramel?
A diabete who has been hit by a bolt of lightning!
The second one I can't translate in English, sorry:
Was ist rot, alt und liegt auf einem Feld?
Eine alte Bauernregel!
But finally I have to admit that Maxud told us the most funny joke, so it's his job to tell you this one!
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Maxud
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 15:33 |
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hahahaha
i wont tell anybody this joke
come and see me - then you can hear it 
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maxud braucht funk food denn dann bleibt maxud maxud
tell me if these are ligh years...
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Cosmic Girl
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Location: Zürich, Switzerland
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 16:18 |
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| Maxud wrote: |
hahahaha
i wont tell anybody this joke
come and see me - then you can hear it |
ah ahhahhahaha we still laugh here about this joke. Today I told it to a gay cook who had a PC lesson at my house and he is still laughing..  |
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Sandriche
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 17:30 |
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i want to know it 
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Knjaz
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 22:41 |
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Well, I don't know a lot of jokes, but I got a couple of hilarious pictures:
And of course, a rather nontypical haloween costume:
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 15:51 |
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| Sandriche wrote: |
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now you know it (Fahrrad gewonnen)  |
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Sandriche
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 16:27 |
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 !!!!
do u know the one from the blonde woman in the plane to london?  ( i dislike jokes about people with a certain haircolour....well...)
okay...
A blonde sits down in the plane to london in the business class .but she only got a normal economy ticket.
so the stewardess politely asks her to leave the business class . the blonde just looks at her and doesn´t say a word.
then a stuart tries to make her leave..but again.. she ignores it and looks out of the window , holding her glass of sparling wine.
they don´t know what to do.
finally the pilot comes to her seat and whispers something in her ear ..
she jumps up! and runs back to the economy class..
the stewardess and the steward are confused and ask: " how did u make that? what did u say to her"???
the pilot: " i told her that the business class doesn´t fly to london today!"
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 17:36 |
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Muahahahahah I know this one |
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Gonza-Arg
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Location: Argentina
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 23:50 |
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OMG! Look at his nose! |
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