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JamiroFan2000
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Joined: 21 Mar 2002
Posts: 2881
Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 22:02 |
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The JamiroQuai Newsbrief for the week! (A Comic Series 1#)
JamiroFan2000, all tired and yawning, walks into the JamiroQuai News Network set. Sits down at the newsdesk, twiddles fingers in absolute boredom, takes out a plastic comb and lightly combs his nicely styled and parted hair. The cameraman walks over with a light chuckle and says to Fan, "So, how was your weekend Mister Pebbles?" Jam gives him a look of horror and says in a low to high cutting voice, "WHAT HEEE!! *swallows* What do you know about the Pebbles?!?" The cameraman gives him a joyful sneer as he says, "Well, I heard from a little bird that you got pretty trashed at one of friend's costume parties this past weekend. And I heard came to it dressed like Pebbles from the "Flintstones"!" Fan dodges his flared eyes around at the crew and says in a impatient voice, "Well, I didn't get trashed, I just drank too much root beer and got a little too "eccentric"! Funny tasting root beer too, had some name called "Jager" or something...it was all a blank for me till I woke up this morning on a beanbag chair with a opened banana peel....Uhh!" The Cameraman and the crew giggle at Jam, Jam flares his eyebrows and says out loud to the crew pointing, "WHOEVER WAS LITTLE BIRDY WHO TOLD HIM THIS, IS GETTING BELTED IN HIS LITTLE HEINER!!!" The Cameraman, takes his position and says, "OK, you ready Jam.... or would you like some shots or....?" Jam Flares his eyebrows yet again at him and says, "SHUT UP...let's get on with the broadcast!" Cameraman says, "OK OK.....where on in 3, 2, 1!" Jam composes himself and gets on with it, studio lights fade to bright....
"Hello Jamirophiles, Good evening and Welcome to this week's edition of the "JamiroQuai Newsbrief of the week". I'm your rather tasty and eligible bacholar JamiroFan2000...Grrrr (Camera pans close-up on Fan's face as he makes horny male animal sounds) Hehe! Enough with my ballyhoo, on to the news. Tonight's Top Story is....nothing, we fans have been stuck in a three week dry spell of no new Jamiroquai news. But fans online on the "Infonet"...ha ha ha (Laughs in bad anchorman laugh)..have been biding their time by sharing new Jamiroquai downloads. The downloads have been mostly of the bootleg variety, which really describes my single life...(Fan darts his flared eyes at the teleprompter and gives the guy in charge of it a evil look!)...err...they are good downloads from what I have seen. The most "downloadlicious"...hehe, offerings have been the rarely seen 1992 Jamiroquai video for the song "If I hump it, I will love it" (Jam sulks and ignores the teleprompter's words, the crew lightly snickers in the background)...err..."If I like it, I'll Do it". I had never seen the video, but it is a awesome compilation video showing all the first 3 Jamiroquai songs: "When Are Gonna Learn?", "Too Young to Die" and "Blow Your wad" ...UH!...err.."Blow Your Mind"! Please excuse me, just been under alot of "pressure" lately...hehe. Anyhoo, You can download this gem at the Frenchiroquai fansite at the following URL: w..w..w..dot..INeedamanwithscubaflippersandabrownbag..dot..com! (Jam looks again sharply at the teleprompter and consults his papers, crew snickers yet again). UH, a little correction in the URL, here's a graphic of the correct URL: http://www.frenchiroquai.com/actualite/news/?info=1910/ Enjoy those downloads Jamiroflappers and for more info on the other Jamiroquai downloads that are available now, check out this post of mine on JamiroTalk.net at the following link: (winks at camera, cameraman gives him the finger) http://www.jamirotalk.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8033&highlight=#8033 Also in one more little bootleg news, you can also download the "Hamburg Germany 2001" show at the Jazziroquai German "Shepard" website....Ha Ha Ha (Jam Laughs in a loud annoying Anchorman laugh) at the following URL: http://www.jazziroquai.de.vu (Click on "Bootleg). Well that's all the rabble I could scrounge up this week's Newsbrief, I hope you enjoy these downloads as much as my pants have..forget I just said that, the teleprompter operator has been playing with me this whole broadcast...UH!...I mean, he's been tickling my funny bone...Er!...OH FORGET IT, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!" (Jam throws up his news papers as the lights fade to black on the set. Jam stomps out of the studio in anger, the crew laugh in unison at him.)
 I tryed my best there ! Hope you find it funny  ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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VirtuallyInsane
Joined: 10 Jun 2002
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| Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 22:12 |
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 You out looking for adolation again eh?!
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Serge
Joined: 24 Dec 2002
Posts: 373
Location: In my Mondy
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| Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 07:58 |
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(breathes out after so much laughter that my stomach hurts)
You've done it again Jamirofan2000!!! That was hilarious
(especially the sexual bits, THEY ARE THE BEST!)
Take Care mate,
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beena
Joined: 20 Jun 2004
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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| Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 22:07 |
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Jamirofan, thanks for the newsbrief, and I hope you took care of that little "problem" of yours(or someone took care of it for you) Serge, that picture is hillarious! ! Hello to everyone out there who is also reading this. Hope everyone is jammin and having an awesome day 
peace 
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