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Maxud
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hahaha lol
i should check my cup board now 
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ririka
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ahahaha its worldwide news now...  |
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deesh
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What the hell?
That's sad. First of all, how do you not notice if someone else is using your toilet and shower?
Plus, I clean my apartment every week...I'm sure I'd find a hair or two that wasn't mine. Didn't he know that things weren't as he left it in the bathroom. Maybe I have slight OCD or something, but I can tell when Clayton uses my shower and I'm not there or even brushes his teeth when I'm not there.
Thank you Andy for the laughs! This is just ridiculous
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Jamiroquanna
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Thanks for the giggle Andrew! Have sent it to my work colleagues !
Btw, love the town name!
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CosmicBear
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 16:16 |
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| ... or even brushes his teeth when I'm not there. |
that's because he's using your toothbrush, no? 
i feel sorry for the poor woman! can't he just let her have the closet? he's obviously not using it anyway... 
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deesh
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 16:35 |
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| ... or even brushes his teeth when I'm not there. |
that's because he's using your toothbrush, no?
i feel sorry for the poor woman! can't he just let her have the closet? he's obviously not using it anyway... |
ewww, that is nasty! i would beat his ass if he ever did that. there are color coated toothbrushes, so he best not pick up mine..ugh!
bwhahahahahaha..i laughed so loud at work when i just read that and everyone was asking what was so funny. i didn't want to explain that, but so true.
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Funkiroquai
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 16:52 |
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| The woman did not apparently steal any money or other items from the house, but did make use of the shower and toilet. |
Maybe, someday woman might scream from my bathroom and ask me to give her a towel and prepare hot tea, when she's done
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Ivy
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 19:37 |
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lmao thanks!!! you made fryday feel like friday both pieces of of news had me..
imagine convicted for 5 yrs for possession of hedgehog |
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Sandriche
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 23:29 |
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so funny...i mean..sad but..how can´t he recognise..and how CAN she HIDE so well..lol
so much crazyness out there!
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I steal ur topic Andy, just not to open another one!
Read this guys!
Poor Italy
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Fabio Capello and the “Must Phone Mum” Fixation
Guardian newspaper says manager phones his mum once a day. Do they talk about team selection?
MILAN – Fabio Capello never ceases to amaze the British. But this time, it’s not about his uncompromising manner on and off the field. It’s his mother’s fault for revealing – gasp! – that her adored son actually rings home every day. Yesterday, the Guardian took the opportunity to continue its campaign against the newly appointed England manager, who is already labelled as a classic Italian “mammone” [mummy’s boy]. “What do they find to talk about?” wonders the London daily. “Whether David Bentley should figure as England’s right-sided midfielder in the bizarre 4-2-3-1 formation Capello favoured at Real Madrid?” But the killer blow to Capello’s iron man image comes in the ingenuous confession of his 85-year-old mother Evelina. who reveals that “He is tender like a mimosa flower. He’ll always be a mummy’s boy”. You can’t help smiling. But then even the Guardian begins to wonder: “Has Fabio got it right?” In any case, what’s wrong with paying back some of that maternal care with the odd phone call? And how many do you need to make every week to be a good son? As we wait for the British to answer, we’ll take up the matter.
People of Freedoms (PDL) leader Silvio Berlusconi is on record as saying he used to speak to his mother Rosa at least twice a day while Vittorio and mum Rina Sgarbi keep up the same average as Fabio and Evelina Capello. But the phone call comes in the wee small hours. “I usually ring during the night. It’s the only time I can be in peace”, says Vittorio, Milan’s councillor for the arts. “Given how old she is, I try to call earlier now but mum’s always overjoyed even when I wake her up”. After exchanging helloes, they don’t waste time chatting. “I get her working straight away, for example dictating articles that I have to write. Our relationship is one of pure complicity. That’s one of the nice things about parents. You can force them to be your age. It’s a form of affection that is great for their health”. Journalist Paolo Brosio has made a feature of his relationship with his mother, to the point that Signora Anna is a television personality in her own right. Phone calls? Every other day. Is that all? “Yes, but then there are her six calls to me every day”, Brosio admits. “What can I do? She always has the most amazing gossip to tell me and then she has to know what the weather is like where I am to see if I’m wearing the right jumper”. Doesn’t he get fed up with the mummy’s boy label? “I go along with it. If I have to be the scapegoat, that’s fine by me. The fact is the British are right: we’re a nation of incorrigible mummy’s boys”.
It’s a good thing Olympic fencing champion Aldo Montano doesn’t live in the United Kingdom or they’d have teased him to death. “When I’m travelling round the world, I speak to my mum on the phone 200 million times a day”, he candidly admits. But TV presenter Andrea Pezzi lowers the average, since he calls his mother only once a week. “My mum and I have reversed roles. I ask about her woolly jumper. We have a very free and I think very good relationship. Being tied to mummy’s apron strings is one of my generation’s diseases. Without all those mammas, Italy would be much more competitive”. Three highly competitive strikers would beg to differ with Andrea Pezzi: Pippo Inzaghi adores mamma Marina, Bobo Vieri has even appointed his mother, Nathalie, as his agent and David Trezeguet never misses an opportunity during matches to wave to his mum and number one fan, Beatriz. Mothers also rule the roost in Hollywood. Mary Lee Cruise nearly managed to break up son Tom’s marriage with Katie Holmes and Irmelin DiCaprio continues to see model Gisele Bündchen even after her son Leonardo split with her. Fabio Capello is in good company.
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Andrew
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Haha, I couldn't let this one go:
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Women drivers fury over sexist parking bays
Women drivers are wheely furious over new disabled-style parking bays for female motorists only.
Decorated with pink flowers, the prime spots are wider, further apart, better lit and easier to get in and out of than ordinary spaces.
"Do they think we're disabled or something?" fumed one shopper. "It's just old fashioned sexist nonsense to suggest that a woman can't park every bit as well as a man - if not better."
But the special bays have upset men too.
"Why should women get special spaces? You can understand disabled spaces and parking bays for people with children."
"But women should just learn how to drive properly," said local Ivo Markovcic. |
(don't shoot the messenger)
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deesh
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WTF be going on in Austria? 
Good thing you got that Visa Sandra - it's time for you to go.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/11/13/fetuses.austria.four.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest
Austria: Four preserved fetuses found in home
VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- Authorities in western Austria say they recovered four human fetuses from the home of an elderly woman who recently died.
Police in Innsbruck say they are now awaiting the results of DNA tests to determine whether the 68-year-old woman was the mother.
Officials say the woman had asked her male companion to make sure that the fetuses would "disappear" after her death. However, he reported them to the police.
Experts said the fetuses were preserved in containers and appear to range in age from 10 to 16 weeks.
Prosecutors said Thursday there was nothing to suggest foul play. They said it was possible that the fetuses had been professionally prepared for medical studies.
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Sandriche
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lol..i get the latest news from austria on jamirotalk!
my birthtown is innsbruck
btw deesh..i didn´t get the visa approved yet..actually the application is on my desk in front of me..missing 2 sheets of paper i will get soon...but yeah it´s absolutely about time for me to go down under!
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