JamiroFan2000
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 22:09 |
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JamiroQuai Newsbrief From New Jamirochat (Comic Series 8#)!!
Fan enters the new JamiroTalk.net chatroom called "JamiroChat" with his Cameraman and boom mic operator. The Cameraman sets up his tripod and puts the camera on it, the boom mic operator extends his boom mic, and Fan munches on French fries while memorizing his script. Fan turns to the Cameraman and remarks, "Ooh boy, what a lovely chatroom, look that enormous mural of the 'Space Cowboy' era Jamiroquai, JK looks so young and fertile." The Cameraman flares his eyebrows and replies, "What Fan, you love JK or something?" Jam swings his head around and gives a evil look saying, "NO..no..I really admire JK's voicebox, such amazing and soothing vocals *sighs to himself happily*." The Boommic guy remarks, "Dude, it's not normal to be digging another dude's vocal cords, you voice-gay or something?" Jam blurts out to him, "Lookie here mister, you just get back to your mic thingie and I'll do my thing...OK!!!" The Boommic guy nods and Fan says to the Cameraman, "OK, are we set up? Where do you want me to stand?" The Cameraman hands him his microphone and replies, "Oh, how about over there, right under Derrick's lips under the mural of the band." Fan walks over under the mural and asks, "How's that?" The Cameraman giggles and replies, "Hehe, you look like your getting eaten by Derrick!" Fan smirks and says, "Let's just move over here near the beanbag chairs OK." Both guys agree move everything and get ready to broadcast, The cameraman motions, "We're on in 3..2..1." The Live broadcast begins....
"Hello Jamirochinwaggers...hehe, this is your favorite moderator, cricket collector eligible 'CosmicBear lookalike' bacholar JamiroFan2000 and I'm here LIVE from 'Jamirochat'. If your not familiar with 'Jamirochat', it's a new wing of JamiroTalk.net, a Flash enhanced chatroom, that was created by Miran AKA Funkmaster & Meike AKA CosmicMouse. I use the chatroom alot to talk to myself, I find alot of solice in doing it..but enough of that. Let's see if I can get a exclusive interview with some of the chatters who are in here right now!" (Fan walks around the rather empty chatroom, watchs tumbleweeds blow by, Fan sorrowfully turns back to the camera) "Hmm, well, it's just probably just a slow day here today, but usually it's a great place to chat, discussions about various topics of a Jamiroquai nature, and when the heck are we going to see a picture of new JamiroTalk.net user FRA? Ha Ha Ha (A long Anchorman laugh). OK, major props to Miran & Meike on the new chatroom. And now onto Tonight's Big Story: A Repackaged Emergency On Planet Earth Import! It appears that Sony, it's all it's bored and dormant, have rereleased Jam's first album 'Emergency On Planet Earth' in a thin optic plastic case for the German music market under the titled 'Vinyl Classics'. If you take the CD out of the case, you can cook all of your microwaveable treats in the optic CD case...Ha Ha Ha just kidding folks! The CD is available on the CDuniverse website (www.cduniverse) and various other sites. In other news, Japanese Jam fan Akira_Shin scanned new posters of JK that have been showing up on the Uni-sex Japanese bathroom walls..hehe. The posters are a promotional ad for JK's recent recording of his voice for message prompts on Dwango brand cellphones. Messages from JK vary from the THRILLING 'Here is Jamiroquai', the AMAZING 'Check this out!' & the MONUMENTAL and MONOLITHIC MESSAGE 'Mail..Mail..Mail!' Ha Ha hee hee Ha Ha (A loud session of bad Anchorman Laughs)! You can view these nice posters at the Frenchiroquai site at www.frenchiroquai.com. And in a final note, Jamirotalk user MartinMcFly took one of my Jam accapellas and mixed it with the 'Space Cowboy' instrumental, and boy does it ROCK! HE MADE HE SOUND LIKE A ROCK STAR!!! Check out this 'remix' at the following link: http://www.jamirotalk.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1454 Well, that is all the kip & kabooble I could pick up for this week's Newsbrief, hope you enjoyed it! I would like to thank Miran & Mouse for letting us film here this week, this is JamiroFan2000, Peace and Keep Funkin!"
The Cameraman says, "And we're clear, good job Fan, I'm hungry, is there a McDonalds near here?" Fan replies, "I don't know, anyway, I'm on that new 'Angus Diet'!" The Cameraman gives a look of surprise and remarks, "Fan, you know that's nothing but a clever marketing campaign from Burger King right?" Fan smiles and says, "I know I know, but I wonder what a Angus is???" The Cameraman shakes his head as they leave the Jamirochat room.
OK, OK, I tried my best there,  hope you enjoyed it though ! Thanks for reading and Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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