Knjaz
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 Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 21:40 |
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Misheard Lyrics/Mondegreens
Well, I've got two whole songs of those. First is Marc De Clive-Lowe's "Slide". He was extra kind to put up one of his b-sides for free on last.fm, so you can listen to it Here. It got some pretty nice synths. Anyway, it seems I've misheard the whole song to the point where the nonsense actually becomes hilarious. Okay, no more delays, here are they:
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Need me to sliiiide...
SHIVER DANCE!
This jouuuuuurney...
Sit up up for the shop!
But you need me to sliiiiiiide...
Shiver again!
Ready to tap for the show is on?
But you need me to sliiiiiiide...
SHIVER DANCE!
(Junkie kill mush to go!)
Sit up up for the shop!
But you need me to sliiiiiiide...
SHIVER DANCE!
Shake it tonight for the show is on!
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Honeycomb, jet trick,
gel it up, wit-sy,
fun it to sideshow, this is true,
must too, Ali's score-preaching,
meet again, freak tea,
step into fist tree,
love is so eat-y,
love it make gin-freak
suck a cane,
bee's ass,
coming to your butt,
nah jar eh, poopeh,
satellite, poopeh,
If we guess big pack!
Kinoteque, boutique,
say you love and great,
mothership, take us,
mothership, fake us,
apple haze preaching,
love is green picture,
Bridget tell great girl.
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Traffic make side case,
solitude, rain floss,
AQUARIUM!
K-ultra, music is pumpin',
I need you, touch us,
spending by, black gloss,
coming by too soon!
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ZOO (repeat)
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Get up mooomy won't get ma dress!
Okay!
Need slide shimmer down, we ain't pickin' them up!
You know mama, I know mama, right now the rose about the tang.
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Change the roofs and the floor,
we are not gonna stand for it,
break the boos in the floor,
we shall not gonna handle it,
take your food with the jaws,
we take 'em on, push it on the side,
break the boos in the floor,
shake 'em up, shake 'em up,
get your freak on, then,
take your food with the jaws,
we are not gonna stand for it,
break the boos in the floor,
we shall not gonna handle it,
take your food that we Joes,
we take 'em up push it on the side,
break the boos in the floor,
shake the mama, shake the mama,
get your freak on, then
get the roof that we chose! |
And here's another, very fresh mistranscription of Groove Armada's "Get Down". You can find the song on youtube, but the video's... Not for younger audiences.
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G-imp al galon,
pimp, Al, salon,
body we are slick,
hey man, that's my lung,
pimp, galon, salon,
aye, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf! [<-German]
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on!)
Galon, slalom,
aye, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
Gel, Al, salon,
now watch me,
they, one, dang sushi,
movin', dwelin', loom, gwar-she,
hero me *sneeze* one does clogged meat,
may I pink bowl of T,
I see klein booty from the ziel,
lick your noise like Jerry,
angel, a la white,
a screen, chi,
what I wait, a mark, pa shock,
jumbo, sys-ack, Iraq, gallop,
body freeze, go up, Cho, wok,
tempo, I, is if it corrupt,
'cause, e-listen, girl get empty,
even try to mush up your party,
la-uh, but I won't if you beat me,
there is only you conquer...
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
(Get down!)
(Shaq...)
(Yeah...)
So, we ya, chillin' at the VIP suite,
seeing my DJ playin' my beat,
every link was everything meat,
they don't floor is every relief,
all over they make me feel 1337,
e-sociess, the gua D,
pop-style, we're not freak,
lie, then not see us switch us our beet!
Then contra mon of the of the know of the Veet(tm)!
Why you smelly? 'Cause it petit! [<-French!]
live of the life, a leap in a majique, [<-French?]
Their mother punk!
Their mother freak!
Try my comb brush, onto me teeth,
what kinder darf [<-German!] sustain for repeat,
bone, I break to beat the a legion,
so see, a man I say swee...
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP, Al, galon,
pimp, Al, salon,
body, we are slick, hey man that's my lung,
pimp, galon, salon,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP, Al, galon,
pimp, Al, salon,
body, we are slick, hey man that's my lung,
pimp, galon, salon,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
(shaq)
Gel, Al, salon, now watch me,
no one lives sushi,
movement, dwell, loop, bar, she,
hero me *sneeze* one does clogged meat,
'cause, e-listen, girl get empty,
even try to mush up your party,
la-uh, but I won't if you beat me,
there is only to count...
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
So we go SKIP!
(Come on, come on)
Galon, slalom,
Al, nah, yeah, man, yeah, online kopf!
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So, if you got any misheard lyrics to share, share them here, some funny stuff most certainly will pop up. |
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