JamiroFan2000
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 18:50 |
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(Comic Parody) Interview with JK's Hats!!!
JamiroFan hides in the bushes of JK's Mansion with his Cameraman. JK walks out of the mansion, gets in his Rolls, his personal driver smirks and drives JK off the estate. JamiroFan whispers, "OK, now!" JamiroFan takes out a old rusty wrench and breaks one of the many windows, he cleans the glass from the broken window. The Cameraman whispers to him, "You must be completely nuts Fan, trying to make a story." Fan, halfway into the house yelps to him, " Come on man, the fans deserve some news, I mean they have been kept waiting for a new album since I started going bald, now shut up and follow me!" The Cameraman follows him through the window, they walk around and fan directs him to the master bedroom. He whispers to the Cameraman, "OK, give me my mic and get ready to record ok?" The Cameraman nods, raises the video camera and motions to him 3, 2, 1.
"Hello Jamirophiles, this is your wastebasket bumper and barely manly to be here anchorman JamiroFan. I'm on location in the master bedroom of JK's mansion and I have a EXCLUSIVE with JK's Jamiroquai hats. Behind this closet door, we are sure to find all the beans about the life of the inclusive JK." Fan opens the closet door to find a wide array of Jamiroquai hats, each in a little wooden cubicle. Fan walks over to the first hat and exclaims, "Now, this first hat is from the EOPE hat era, mushroom shaped, made of cheap fake animal fur and..." The EOPE Hat screams back, "IT'S NOT CHEAP ANIMAL FUR YOU BASTARD!" Fan with a surprised look replies, "Holy picnic baskets, you can TALK?!?" The EOPE hat replies, "Yes, I've been sitting here for 11 years, collecting and smoking parts of my fallen off fur." Fan flares his eyebrows and asks, "Oh really, what is relationship with JK like?" The hat, "Absolute bollocks, he's always giving his attention to his A Funk Odyssey hat!" The A Funk Odyssey hat screams back at fan and the EOPE hat in mock Japanese, "Ahh Doo yaaa Poo dee Ya ya ya!!" The EOPE hat screams back at the AFO hat, "Shut your festering gob you vegetable cutting piece of Japanese shogun crap!!" The AFO hat grumbles to itself, Fan, with a look of utter surprise adds, "Well, JK certainly has some interesting hats...*giggles*!" The EOPE replies, "Yeah, you should talk to the other ones, The Space Cowboy keeps singing songs to itself, and the Synkronized hat is dead." Fan asks, "The Synkronized hat is dead, how and why?" The EOPE hat, lighting up a doobie, replies with, "Well, a long and sad story for him, he was only worn for a few shows, then the album flopped in the States. Like Americans know what good music is...hehe! Anyway, it committed suicide after JK kept neglected. So we buried him over there under the Didgeridoo." As the EOPE hat tokes from his doobie, Fan investigates the didgeridoo and yelps, "Oh my gosh, this is Wallace's Yiddaki!" The EOPE Hat replies, "Yep mate, JK won in a game of porno password with the band at that time." Fan collects himself and says, "Well, this has been a amazing interview, I would like to thank...err, the contents and the hats of JK's closet for this great interview." The EOPE hat asks, "Oi! Close the door on your way out!" Fan happily closes the closet door, turns to the camera and says, "Well, that was amazing, I'm JamiroFan2000 signing off from JK's mansion, Stay Classy everyone and if you'll excuse, I'm off to the Chillington Studio and try to score a DAT of the new album material...Later!"
The Cameraman turns off the camera and ask Fan as they both walk in the direction of the studio, "Are you completely off your rocker Fan?" Fan, in a stern look, ganders back at him and replies, "No, we fans have waited for long enough, we deserve the album now." The both disappear into the studio.
 Hehe, kind of suspenseful innit? Enjoy & Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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