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JamiroFan2000
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Joined: 21 Mar 2002
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Location: The Jamiroquaized States Of America
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 Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 18:59 |
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Return Of The Anchorman (Comic Series Part 3#)!
JamiroFan2000 trots in the studio and automatically hops into his chair behind his newsdesk. The Cameraman walks over and greets with, "Hello Jam, boy, you seem to really want to get today's broadcast done with! What's the hurry?" Jam peers up at him while shuffling his papers and answers, "Oh, I got my laundry drying and I need to tend to them as fast as I can. There is evil looking Asian woman who is always there and steals my undies!"
The Cameraman, gets in his position and says to Jam, "Well then, let's get on with it...We're on in 3, 2, 1!" The Lights do their usual on/off routine and the broadcast begins.
Jam greets, "Hello Jamiro Hall Monitors, this is your good to the last drop and yummy Jamiroquai Anchorman JamiroFan2000. And here's a quick Jamiroquai Newsbrief: A U.S. 'Dynamite' Release Date. Some lazy bums at the most boring Sony/BMG Record label subsidiary Epic Records confirmed that the 'Dynamite' would be released stateside on May 24th." All of the sudden, some officers from the Department of Homeland Security rush the desk and start frisking and groping JamiroFan2000 for weapons. One gruff officers replies to his commanding officer, "Sir, there is no dynamite on him, it might be a false alarm." They leave the set and Jam collects himself and climbs back into chair behind his desk.
Jam looks back at the camera and continues, "Oh golly, I tell you, those Homeland Security guys are really jittery, I guess I would too if our terrorist attack warning color chart was the same colors at a aquarium's temperature gauge....Ha Ha Ha (A Classic Anchorman laugh). Back to the news, according to my fellow Jamiroquai Moderator and Argentinian male underwear model Diego, some guy or gal or thing posted that they heard a short sample of the 1st Jam single "FJLIS" being played on a instore CD at their Tower Records. This hasn't confirmed yet, but it would be a little weird to show up on ANY CD this quick! Well there you go, all the news that we could plant and water and bloom for this Newsbrief. Stay Classy JamiroLand and Peace!"
The Cameraman walks up and says, "Good Newsbrief! By the way, you have a visitor." Jam is delighted and replies, "Oh really, how marvelous, another groupie looking for a autographed from Ol JMF2K?" The Cameraman answers, "Uh, no some Asian lady holding underwear." Jam peers at the exiting stage door and notices a Asian flinging underwear and guffawing to him, "Ha Ha Ha....I got your undies!" Jam storms away from the studio towards the running away lady. The Cameraman shrugs his shoulders and says to himself, "I guess he really likes his underwear."
 Hehe ! I hope you liked that Part 3! Thanks for reading and see you soon with the next Part! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Dye
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Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 5146
Location: Planet Home; Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 16:52 |
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Re: Return Of The Anchorman (Comic Series Part 3#)!
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Back to the news, according to my fellow Jamiroquai Moderator and Argentinian male underwear model Diego |
Very funny Brent... hahaha
D! (diego) |
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mandy
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 17:51 |
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Whow!  ... thats yellow  |
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fUnK[iLo]
Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Posts: 472
Location: La Plata, Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 20:01 |
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Re: Return Of The Anchorman (Comic Series Part 3#)!
[quote="Diego// Twenty Zero Three"]
| JamiroFan2000 wrote: |
Back to the news, according to my fellow Jamiroquai Moderator and Argentinian male underwear model Diego |
Hey Brent, I know I'm not a moderator nor an underwear model, but I'm Argentinian like Diego, so can I be on the next part of your story? please, I'm desperate of meeting Jay and as I won't be able to do that on the real life, please make my dream come true at least on your story! Oh, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Will you, please?  
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