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Dye
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New f_king Jay Kay interview! :)
Hello Jamirotalkers,
Long time ago since I stopped searching for stuff, now I'm back again with Google  and found this new f_king interview:
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Jay Kay
The dance monkey talks coke, Winona Ryder's muff and the pub in his backyard...
Will you pay us to not ask any questions about hats?
Yes. I must have been asked over a million times how many f__king hats I’ve got. I’ve got 60. Now f__k off!
Fair enough. Weren’t you boning Winona Ryder?
That was quite a while ago. If she hadn’t got caught when I sent her out thieving, maybe we’d still be together! I gave her money to buy sexy underpants and she pockets the cash and thieves the pants! The cheek!
Does she have a sizeable muff as the Primus song Winona’s Big Brown Beaver suggests?
Surprisingly, no. She was very nice and trim down there. And she has these enormous breasts. She did have this habit of wanting to constantly play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.
How awful for you. Is there really a pub in your garden?
It’s the best pub in the world because there’s no f__king till. The other day we had some Italians in here – they went f__king mental. Started taking their clothes off. I need busty barmaids, though.
Is it true you’ve built your own go-kart track in the grounds, though?
I’ve got a small rally track.
What I’d like to do is run a go-karting and dope-smoking youth club. My neighbours have complained about the noise, so I’m only allowed to race on 14 occasions a year. I’m thinking a 24-hour race, 14 times a year.
Lovely.
How fast did you drive on the first day after your driving ban?
Not that fast. There’s not much point in even owning a Ferrari when you’re three points away from losing your licence again.
We’re sensing anger here…
I look like a bad boy, but it isn’t true. I don’t go tearing past schools and old people’s homes. I lost my licence driving my Mercedes G Wagon in the Scottish Highlands. It’s shaped like a brick! My lawyer was shit. I wish I’d taken him out the back and f__king shot him! He told me if he was the judge, he’d ban me too!
Ever smashed a speed camera?
[Smiles and winks] People do that? How terrible… I hate f__king parking meters, too. I smashed a few of them f__kers up. Why should I pay £60 [about $140] if I’ve been parked two minutes longer than I should have?
Have you been exchanging any harsh words – or getting into fights – with paparazzi lately?
It’s calmed down because I’ve been cocaine-free for a year now. The papers have nothing to write about.
Slipknot told us they once made a groupie eat lobster from a roadie’s bum. Do you get up to such antics backstage?
Was it de-clawed? I prefer o de-shell them and de-fur
them first. Then they just slip in. In Germany I saw one of my band members shit in a towel. That was pretty grim.
Have you trained your dogs to attack unwanted journalists?
I have two mean guard dogs. I haven’t particularly trained them to kill – that’s what they do naturally. If they fail, I’ve got Mr Beretta in reserve.
Christ…
I have a big sign saying “Private!” Can’t people read? F__k off!
What do you do when groupies come knocking
on the door?
I don’t do groupies any more. I did all that in my twenties. These days, I want something marginally more serious. Actually, I’m desperate for a bunk-up. A nice brunette would do it. With nice shoes.
Shoes?
I’ve got a wicked f__king shoe fetish! Women have to keep them on with me. My pie! F__k! My pie!
Huh? You’re actually baking? You big girl!
I’ve left a cottage pie in the oven! It’ll be nearly ready now. I’ll have to go and put the peas on…
Interview by Lee Coan. Jamiroquai’s album, Dynamite, is out now.
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Gonza-Arg
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 18:34 |
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Nice interview
Hehe, he says the f__k or f__king 10 times, haha
Thanx for the interview D! |
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mrsmoon
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 19:10 |
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 .. jay is such a ..... 
but a little weird interview, isn´t it?? 
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Cosmic Girl
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 19:27 |
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Great find Diego thank you |
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todd_15
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 19:51 |
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wow... lol wiona ryders muff talk
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waterlily
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:04 |
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This is one of the goofiest interviews I've ever read, but it's fun!
So Jason does bake pies and all...? That's just something I cannot picture!! lol
Thanks anyway for posting it here!  |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:11 |
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Re: New f_king Jay Kay interview! :)
| Diego// Twenty Zero Three wrote: |
Actually, I’m desperate for a bunk-up. A nice brunette would do it. With nice shoes.
Shoes?
I’ve got a wicked f__king shoe fetish! Women have to keep them on with me. |
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jamirokaki
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:42 |
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sometimes i think they didn't make the interview, they just take some answers from another interviews and then invent some others and mix them up.....
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Mr_Teenie
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 16:09 |
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| jamirokaki wrote: |
| sometimes i think they didn't make the interview, they just take some answers from another interviews and then invent some others and mix them up..... |
No, I think they just got to the real Jay whereas most interviews just get the public face.
Nice find Diego.
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VirtuallyInsane
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 16:19 |
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| Mr_Teenie wrote: |
| I think they just got to the real Jay whereas most interviews just get the public face. |
Woe betide us all then!! Sorry, to me, in this interview Jay doesn't come across at all well... |
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Mr_Teenie
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 16:57 |
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That's why I think it may be closer to the real Jay than most interviews, it's not as polished as the rest.
I guess you're right about how he comes off though, maybe they got him at a bad time or maybe they did just make it all up after all 
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Dye
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 18:14 |
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Hello Talkers,
You find this Jay Kay once in a while, some people catch him in a bad mood, that's all in my opinion. I mean, we all have one of those days in our lives!!
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jamirokaki
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| Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 16:45 |
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i don't say that because the ange in the answers, i know Jay could be so rude, and for my part i don't f_cking care
the thing is that we read the same answers in some different interviews....
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Dye
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| Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 17:01 |
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| jamirokaki wrote: |
the thing is that we read the same answers in some different interviews.... |
 Right
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Supersonic1
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| Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 17:42 |
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Good find, Diego...one of the better JK interviews.
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