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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 17:06    Reply with quote


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 18:24    Reply with quote


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hga943IU-0A

MEGALOL

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 19:54    Reply with quote


Two muffins sitting in an oven, the first muffin says:

*muffin 1*: My gosh, it's really hot in here!

*muffin 2*: OH MY GOD!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


this had me laughing for days, enjoy!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 02:22    Reply with quote


HAHAHA yes!!

I heard that joke on 'Two and a half men', the tv series with Charlie Sheen, and the fat kid said it... haha I laughed so much!!!

Short and simples, the best jokes! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 15:05    Reply with quote


ophone wrote:
A Belgian goes to a whore and asks her:
"What do you do for €1?"
She tells him to go wank himself.
After a quarter of an hour he comes back to her and tells her:
"Here you are, your €1."
(Sorry my fellow Belgians, but Belgians are considered to be kinda dumb here, and in France, and in Holland, and in Germany Laughing )



EXCUSE ME ??????? KINDA DUMM ????? That's probably why we speake some many languages, haha, LOL
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 15:10    Reply with quote


ophone wrote:

(I hope there are some people speaking French out there. Mr. Green )


Of course, we are Belgian...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 18:43    Reply with quote


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b4T94F7kM4

The best magic tricks revealed!!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 20:12    Reply with quote


Laughing
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