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JamiroFan2000
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JamiroFan's Humourous fictional 6th album tracklisting!!!
 Hello, :bm_b:
Well, it's been a while sense I stretched out my funny bone, that is, in my classic post form..hehe.  I thought sense all the banter is about the 6th Jamiroquai album, I would post this new jape of what a funny & fictional tracklisting would look like ! I hope you guys find this as funny as when I was giggling and writing it down,  ENJOY !:
*JAMIROFAN2000'S FUNNY 6TH ALBUM TRACKLISTING*
1. Black Devil Car Insurance
2. Sony Record Blues
3. I Love Plants *New edited title for "Cannabliss"
due to drug references*
4. Where Did All the Bandmembers Go??
5. Interchangable Girlfriends
6. Screw America
7. Looking For A Bassist
8. The Bats In My Hats
9. Suds With My Buds (I've Had Enough)
10. Legalize This!!!
11. Computer Beeps (Instrumental)
12. You Make My Life Complete (Money Oh Money)
13. Shoot The Moose *New edited title for "Shoot the Moon"
due to adult nature of title*
BONUS TRACKS:
U.S. Release Track: Remember Me?!?
U.K. Release Track: Style & Class
Asian Release Track: Pop Culture Backwater
There you go, I hope you find it funny, please leave your thoughts about it . Thanks for listening and have a great weekend ! Peace!
Sincerely,
JamiroFan2000
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Mers
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 00:53 |
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very funny...also awfully critical....
howbout a track called "Ridin' in my new car again"
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Dye
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Location: Planet Home; Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 21:16 |
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Hello Jamirotalkers,
Haha!! Those titles are cool! OK, I made mines:
1. Snooze You Lose 3 Years Of Making Albums
2. Too Young To Buy So Many Cars
3. Use The Money
4. High Times 2 (New edited title for I Love Plants! hahaha)
5. Stop Dont Panic! I Will Update The Official Site! (featuring webmaster)
6. Black *Something* (it always has a track that starts with 'Black')
7. Everybody's Going To The Stores
8. Speed Limits Education
9. You Give Me Cash (dedicated to all the fans!)
10. I'm In The Mood for Touring America
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Butterfly in June
Joined: 21 May 2002
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| Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 07:50 |
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 Really funny!!! You guys made my monday morning!!!! |
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Adidas
Joined: 04 Jun 2002
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Location: Rotterdam, The Netherlands
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| Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 14:37 |
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Hilarious!!!!!! 
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Dye
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Location: Planet Home; Buenos Aires, Argentina
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| Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 17:39 |
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Hello Jamirotalkers,
Today I received again an strange letter that says the tracklisting of the album:
1. The Return Of The Instrumental Song
2. Revolution 2004
3. Whatever It Is, I Just Can’t Stop Making Rocky Tracks
4. Mr. Harris (in response to the previous track title!)
5. The Kids Got Funky Studio (about the recording in LA)
6. Where Do We Go For Touring? (not America for sure!)
7. Picture Of My Car (new title for Black Devil Car, that was the edited title for Black Devil Wife)
8. Do You Know Where Are We Going To Tour?
9. Everyday (this song talks about Jay and speed tickets)
10. So Good To Feel Real (the complete version!)
11. Do That Party
12. Don’t Stop (Buying Cars) featuring Roy Royce
13. If I Like It, I Buy It (this song talks about his new Segway)
14. Just Another Hat
15. Do Funk And Acid Jazz Like You Guys Used To Do (pleaaaasseeeee!!!!!)
If you don't believe me, heres a scan of the test pressing of this album with the first 8 songs:
Hahaha!
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Rachmaninova
Joined: 01 May 2004
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Location: Space Bright Lights
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| Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 18:14 |
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My God,Diego,i only saw the cd pic at first and i though that it was true!!!!!!! huhuhuuhu! i was getting crazyyyy!
cool work,so fun as usual 
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FunkyDonkey
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Location: Milan, Italy
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:38 |
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Black Devil Funny Tracklist
| Diego// Twenty Zero Three wrote: |
15. Do Funk And Acid Jazz Like You Guys Used To Do (pleaaaasseeeee!!!!!)
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Like U said...gimme Acid JazZZZZ!!!!
In the interview Matt said he loves play mr.moon, this guy is a master! I wanna feel the vibe of the past years also in the album, not only live!
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Dye
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 15:05 |
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Hey FunkyDonkey welcome to Jamirotalk.net!
I hope you find everything you want in here, and we look forward for your forthcoming posts.
D! (diego) |
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FunkyDonkey
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 15:26 |
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| Diego// Twenty Zero Three wrote: |
Hey FunkyDonkey welcome to Jamirotalk.net!
I hope you find everything you want in here, and we look forward for your forthcoming posts.
D! (diego) |
Thanks a lot! I lurked for years in the italian jami-forums but it's time to join this very active community.
Ok...now lets see what the band has got to say in september.
Cheers and stay funky... YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN!
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Rachmaninova
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 16:43 |
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FunkyDonkey nice to have you here...welcome again,one more for the family!!!
I hope you enjoy it! (and i hope that you can understand my posts 'cos my english is too fun for understand it........) haha,all can't be!
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FunkyDonkey
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| Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 07:48 |
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| Rachmaninova wrote: |
I hope you enjoy it! (and i hope that you can understand my posts 'cos my english is too fun for understand it........) haha,all can't be! |
That's funny!  I also got speech-problems anyway...We're not trying to express high concepts...
So let's start with the easy things:
I am
You are
He /She/It is
We are
You are
They are.
Stay fOnky...like Donkey!
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Rachmaninova
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| Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 13:41 |
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 .......intresting,maybe i should learn it......
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EvoV
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Location: figueira da foz - Portugal
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| Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 13:52 |
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 Ola
benvenuto alla nostra Forum!
Hope you can help us alot , with news, photos , well anything about the band , that could help us!
Donkey Where is your friend Sherk?
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FunkyDonkey
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| Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 08:08 |
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| EvoV wrote: |
benvenuto alla nostra Forum!
Donkey Where is your friend Sherk?
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AhAhahahahha!
On an italian jami-forum I use the nick MrMoOn but here there are a lot of mrmoons...so I switched to this one... 
Thanks a lot for the welcome...
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